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Any young wives cures for insomnia?

On 5 Jan 2016 at 6:42pm ian freeston wrote:
Only been getting two hours in the land of nod for months now, the 5mg Zolpidem Tartrate x 2
I took last night from me doctor
increased my visit to the land of dreams by one hour?
It's not that bad really, just reorganising one's diary to get more out of life, or booking in more over time..
Any way thoughts on natural cures
On 5 Jan 2016 at 6:49pm Alchemist wrote:
A drink containing hops - not beer- if available would be good. Hops deffo make you sleep, a hop pillow is not a pillow filled with dried hops ! Valerian tea is restful too.
On 5 Jan 2016 at 6:49pm townie wrote:
Brilliant cure...get your ar$e out there and get a job
On 5 Jan 2016 at 7:44pm Grafter wrote:
Chop wood, carry water. Works like magic.
I think you like your walks don't you?
On 5 Jan 2016 at 7:45pm lewes wrote:
Camomile works for me!
On 5 Jan 2016 at 10:16pm Tosser wrote:
Try masturbating yourself into a frenzy. Works for me
On 5 Jan 2016 at 10:42pm patient wrote:
How about waiting for page from this web server!
Webbo, is this running on an Amstrad?
On 6 Jan 2016 at 9:10am sleepy head wrote:
yes. stay off the tablets!. your body does not need them!. exhaust yourself during the day by going to work, lots of mental and manual labour will ware you out in no time, i know i'm knackered at the end of the day. 8-9 hours shut eye, no problem.
On 6 Jan 2016 at 11:11am Well rested wrote:
Lavender oil works for me. A few drops on your pillow, and breath in for a peaceful restful sleep.
On 6 Jan 2016 at 12:09pm Pervy Pete wrote:
2 hours of rampant sex every night works for me.
On 6 Jan 2016 at 12:30pm Ian Freeston. wrote:
Cum on townie
If you'd been keeping up you'd know I made loads of money b4 christs birthday working 12hr days knocking it out in Horley and hassocks..
I think this along with no ejactulations lately as I've given up porn, dope tobacco and since New Years eve drinking too.
As Amy said "you got your dick wet" when I was watching the very tragic documentary , I actually shed a tear or two
And in her memory
getting back to work after a very respectfully honouring the virgin birth miracle son of god, from an immaculate conception..
One just can't just rush back to work making loads of money...
Hail Mary "Townie" 200 times
And for Amy, getting wet again
Plus all of the above natural cures
Did get 4hrs sleep last night
On 6 Jan 2016 at 12:38pm Onanist wrote:
Tosser you'll go blind.
On 6 Jan 2016 at 12:52pm try these wrote:
Try these:
1. Nelsons Noctura Homeopathic Remedy - 72 Tablets. 50:50 chance it'll work - did for me.
2. Camomile or valarian tea. Plenty of other night-time teas available.
3. hypnosis samples online - through spotify if you have it... if not try hypnosis downloads..at a cost but it'll certainly work!
Hope these help.
On 6 Jan 2016 at 3:27pm common sense wrote:
Get a full time job.
Stop drinking before bed.
Stop smoking weed before bed.
Eat healthily.
Read before bed.
On 6 Jan 2016 at 4:26pm Rosie wrote:
Ian, If you think Jesus' conception was immaculate I am afraid it's no wonder you can't sleep. It must be divine retribution for your heresy and error. As any right thinking believer will tell you, Jesus' Mum, Mary was conceived immaculately by her mother, St Anne. Repent and atone and you'll get 8 hours sleep every night.

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On 6 Jan 2016 at 4:49pm Ian Freeston wrote:
What's with the get a job knobs
Even if I'm not getting paid I get out of bed and get busy, that's how the SkateHouse got finished off and I ended up with a hernia if you don't mind..
I have had regular sex that's true, as I was finding jerking one or two out easier that the dating game and cheaper..
Any way back paid work and do have some fond memories of regular sex and as my work seems to be taking me out of Lewes, anyone had much with getting hooked up online.
Thing is I'm snub introverted and I have fat ugly and thin people as well. Problem is, I grew in a town like Lewes, Horsham yet I think we was posher than you back in the day etc..
We're a good looking working family, yet I preferred my posh mates over the common scum.. Also the media images that been groomed for their good looks have had there way with me..
All those porn stars? TV people actors etc have twisted me Mellons man.. How can ever have sex with a common person again, I'm sure I was a sultan in the otterman empire last time
It's just not fair.. I'm starting my own religion.. Ianism, only fanatical virgins may apply for a life devoted to household cores, begging on the streets until we can get a council mansion and TV series. At home with the Ianists..
On 6 Jan 2016 at 5:06pm Sussex Jim wrote:
On my first (and probably last) trip into Africa some years ago, I tried to swap my 40 year old wife for two 20 year old ones. It seemed a fair exchange to me.
On 7 Jan 2016 at 2:02pm Cor blimey wrote:
All a bit like Viz Comics without the pictures. A lot of men who snigger at naughty words on this forum?!?
On 7 Jan 2016 at 2:29pm Luva duck wrote:
Nothing wrong with Onanism - either in script or in practice, you don't need a picture.

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