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On 6 May 2015 at 11:35am Nicola Sturgeon wrote:

Looks as if I will be in charge for the next few years and as the Tax cash cow of the UK is the South East I look forward to spending your money on vainglorious boondoggles . I may come down and steal your sheep.
SUCKERS!!!!

On 6 May 2015 at 12:03pm Nigel Farage wrote:

Hi,I`m Nigel Farage,let me speak you leftie barstewards.Ill be dictating terms to Cameron.The Tory Party will dance to my crypto fascist tune.if you think the Tories are reactionary ,youve seen nothing yet!

On 6 May 2015 at 12:07pm Ulster Unionists. wrote:

Ulster says give us all your money.Cameron will dance to our bigotted jig.No surrender,no compromise.

On 6 May 2015 at 12:33pm Nicola Sturgeon wrote:

Good luck with your two seats despite 10% of the vote on that one Nigey baby. I get 59 seats with 4% of the vote and you English suckers don`t get a vote on anything Scottish in return.
Well we have our National pride you know !!! English Nationalism on the other hand is nasty racist and bad.
Its win win for me and when we have racked up as much debt as the UK can take we`ll leave it and you with the bill.
Great deal for us and you know what I like even more ?Its simple ,we just hate you, everything is your fault but as of now you can all do as your told by me!
English people are stupid for proper votes anyway, you`d only vote Toory
Hey Ed , make the tea or your out !
NOW!!!!!

On 6 May 2015 at 12:38pm Paul Newman`s sex change wrote:

Hi Im Nicola Newman sex change Tory troll. Do you think I`m sexy?

On 6 May 2015 at 12:41pm Jimmy Savile wrote:

My haggis is throbbing.I dont know about anyone else!

On 6 May 2015 at 1:07pm Sussex Creep wrote:

There is only one way to ensure that power does not get into the hands of any of these people and to guarantee government by the brightest and the best, our natural leaders: Vote Baker. You can trust him to support the Conservative-led coalition as he did in 2010.

On 6 May 2015 at 5:48pm Paul Mc Cartridge wrote:

I thought the Colonel was a lady suffragette.......when I saw him in drag in Brighton

On 6 May 2015 at 6:08pm Bonfire Boy wrote:

Great post Nicola although you for got to mention the fact that she hates bonfire and all it's traditions including free speech.
Bonfire isn't progressive enough for the Scottish Nasty Party.