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sexual positions !!

 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 1:00pm curious wrote:
Can anyone help me out here. Im wanting to know if anyone has any positions they can suggest for the larger lady. My husband is quite small were as i am a large lady. Any tips would be appreciated.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 1:06pm helpful wrote:
Trade your skinny husband in for a larger model?
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On 13 Nov 2009 at 1:08pm curious wrote:
What differene would that make ?
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 1:18pm Penguin wrote:
'Any tips would be appreciated'...., if your husband is that small it sounds like thats all you are getting !
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 1:21pm curious wrote:
The problem is me because im a large lady, not my husband.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 1:23pm funny wrote:
I love this forum.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 1:38pm skinny latte wrote:
Curious have you tried googling sexual positions for the larger lady? I just did, some great advice on the various sites. LOL
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 1:45pm curious wrote:
I have tried that skinny latte but it does'nt seem to cover the areas of over hang from my waist which is pretty large. I have thought about wearing a corset and pulling it in but think it might be uncomfortable during sex.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 1:59pm Biffa wrote:
Yukkkkkkkk way to much info!
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 2:14pm curious wrote:
But it's the only way im going to get help or advice
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 2:32pm Toque wrote:
I think the word is 'gunt'.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 2:56pm Squidward wrote:
'Gunt' I've heard that used before - v funny! I have been thinking about your dilema curious and all I can come up with is the doggy position, but you must have tried that!. What about a treadmill?
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 3:02pm Toque wrote:
How about a mesh hammock. You can straddle it and he can go underneath. He'd have to watch out for rope burns on his todger though.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 3:05pm Romeo wrote:
Have you tried here: www.sexuality.org/l/sex/fatposit.html
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 3:12pm kano wrote:
'Toque'............ ;-) I was thinking that !!!!
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 3:21pm curious wrote:
Treadmill i've tried but kept falling off as when i get excited my hands get all sweaty and guess who i land on : The problem is my muffin tum, just cant get it out the way
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 3:32pm No Pot Pourri wrote:
Never heard of gunt before, but sadly, Google images taught me more than I wanted to know. Now feeling rather sorry for the OPs husband.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 3:39pm Squidward wrote:
Curious, I think you're winding us all up - funny though!
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 3:41pm curious wrote:
Glad im entertaining you Squidward
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 3:43pm Squidward wrote:
I'm really bored at work, and yes you have
 
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On 13 Nov 2009 at 3:45pm curious wrote:
Glad i can be of some service
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 4:16pm Paul Smenis wrote:
Do you have a woofy toby?
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 4:20pm slim one wrote:
What the hell is a woofy toby ?????
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 4:22pm Chef wrote:
He could roll you in flour to find the wet bits
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 4:25pm slim one wrote:
Or from the blokes point of view, make sure you dont burn you butt on the light bulb.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 4:37pm Paul Smenis wrote:
Sometimes, Slim One, the larger lady has trouble reaching to wash herself and ends up with a woofy toby
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 4:39pm Corrrr wrote:
Corrrrrr i love large birds, how about bending over a nice sturdy chair love?
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 4:40pm People watcher wrote:
Just going to throw up. Never heard that expression before, Very funny though.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 4:47pm breast is best wrote:
Corrrr so your into large birds. Ever tried the smothering technique ? I have and what an experience. £50 in Brighton.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 5:00pm squidward wrote:
oh errrr, the pervs are out!
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 5:03pm Corrrr wrote:
Have you got the phone number breast is best? got nothin planned for me evening.
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 5:04pm breast is best wrote:
Dont knock it till ya tried it mate
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 5:07pm breast is best wrote:
Go in the chat room and i'll private message you
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 6:31pm Juju wrote:
God, nothing intresting on here for months and this thread comes along, made my day!!
 
 
On 13 Nov 2009 at 10:15pm Chav wrote:
Every holes a goal chick. Pop round my pad, i'll find it
 
 
On 15 Nov 2009 at 12:11am crikey wrote:
This may be genuine but totally ridiculous. if you are so fat it impedes normal activity of any kind i'd be very worried. See your doctor to get some help. or a sex therapist. Your husband isn't one of those weird fetish guys who 'feeds' you up is he ? - if he is, I'd leave him. Oh, and if the problem is 'yours' (as you say) ever thought of a diet or liposuction ?
 
 
On 15 Nov 2009 at 10:09am feeder wrote:
I love my wife and her muffin.Aiming to get her to about 40 stone, nearly there.


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