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lewes needs interesting shops like anne summers

On 19 Oct 2007 at 7:14pm cossack wrote:
lewes needs intersting shops like anne summers!everytime i need somthing i have to go into brighton.Anyone know of a secret shop like this.I hate those parties as i tend to go in for the heavy gear and would hate for anyone to know myine and my parteners (when i have one!) business.
On 20 Oct 2007 at 9:28pm Lewesianne wrote:
Can you imagine one next to the Kebab shop??
I think folk in Lewes are very private people and a shop like that wouldn't have many customersl. Because we are a community, everybody knows everyone elses business and it would be all around the town the next day if you were seen going in one! Brighton, on the other hand, no-one cares and people are much more free minded.
I wouldn't have the bottle to go into one, even if it was on the moon! I'd be sooooooo embarrassed.
On 22 Oct 2007 at 1:49pm Geoff wrote:
If there was one, I would go into the shop and make out I was getting some tiny lingerie for my partner. Then I would ask the assistant to model it for me. After she refuses, I would walk out. Naughty eh!
On 22 Oct 2007 at 8:10pm Lewesianne wrote:
And what would you have done if she had obliged??
On 22 Oct 2007 at 11:10pm Geoff wrote:
I would have been shocked if she had, and left the shop immedietly. I'm a fine, upstanding citizen you see.
On 22 Oct 2007 at 11:21pm lauren wrote:
Hi Geoff,
Would that be immedietly after the demonstration
On 22 Oct 2007 at 11:25pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
If you are after silly costumes, why not join Waterloo BS?
It appears compulsory for the "wimmin" to wear short skirts and the men to wear stupidly large helmets (they look like something one would pull out of a cereal packet).
Says a lot for the ego's of the older male members!
On 22 Oct 2007 at 11:33pm lauren wrote:
Hi spinster of the parish,
loved your comment, still chuckling
On 22 Oct 2007 at 11:38pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
It could be worse but I have to moderate myself!
On 22 Oct 2007 at 11:52pm zola(disguised) wrote:
Spinster,what cereal packets?? I have to go to go on the net to get such delicassies....Buzz Buzz. I can't spell.Sorry.(
On 23 Oct 2007 at 12:05am Lauren wrote:
Zola you naughty girl, you've just made me have an asthma attack through laughing
On 23 Oct 2007 at 12:08am Lewesianne wrote:
Chocco Balls I believe Zola!
On 23 Oct 2007 at 12:16am zola wrote:
I consider myself to be up on all things vibratory...But what are chocco balls Lewesianne?
On 23 Oct 2007 at 12:33am Lewesianne wrote:
It's a cereal! Crunchy balls of chocolate wheat!
On 23 Oct 2007 at 12:41am zola wrote:
ah....I see. I've never come acros them.So they look like...Helmets?
On 23 Oct 2007 at 8:48am Geoff wrote:
Lauren. Before of course.
On 23 Oct 2007 at 9:20am Lewesianne wrote:
No, dried up testicles actually!
On 23 Oct 2007 at 5:25pm zola wrote:
Hahahahahahahaha.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Love it.
On 23 Oct 2007 at 8:27pm For The Record wrote:
How about Golden Nuggets?
On 23 Oct 2007 at 8:32pm Geoffs estranged wife wrote:
well there's a first time for everything I suppose...
On 23 Oct 2007 at 9:34pm Lewesianne wrote:
Or Grape Nuts! Painful.
On 23 Oct 2007 at 9:37pm Geoffs mistress wrote:
I would just like to thank you Geoff for the lovely undies. XX
On 23 Oct 2007 at 9:48pm zola wrote:
I'm lost for words for once....
On 23 Oct 2007 at 10:21pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
I just had a look on Wikipedia and the names of breakfast cereals are generally very phallic indeed (could this be a conspiracy)?!!!
Apart from Nut n Honey and Golden Graham's, some other delights are also listed.....Banana Nut Crunch, Body Buddies, and my favourite, "Little Man" - available from LIDL!
And so the men don't feel left out........Pop Tarts!
On 23 Oct 2007 at 10:37pm Lewesianne wrote:
Spinster, I cannot stop laughing now!! .....
On 23 Oct 2007 at 10:40pm Lewesianne wrote:
Mmmm, I think I'll have a bowl of Body Buddies.
I had some Little Man for breakfast.
On 23 Oct 2007 at 10:43pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Found another good one......Nerds!
On 23 Oct 2007 at 10:49pm zola wrote:
I wonder if the breakfast cereal phallic theory has anything to do with the time we eat it....You know girls.1st thing in the morning....Wahay!
On 23 Oct 2007 at 10:52pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
At least a bowl of cereal makes you feel satisfied (and sets you up for the day)!
On 23 Oct 2007 at 11:08pm zola wrote:
Spinster.Please come on Satutday.You have a lovely sense of humour....
On 24 Oct 2007 at 5:23am Geoffs lovechild wrote:
I hate you all ;-)
On 24 Oct 2007 at 8:06am Geoffs Estranged - and angry - wife wrote:
NOW can you see why I am estranged - and angry...
On 24 Oct 2007 at 8:57am Geoff wrote:
Thats ok Geoff's mistress. I do seem to have quite a harem here. I wonder if thats good or bad.
On 24 Oct 2007 at 9:19am Geoffs bit on the side wrote:
You have a love child,well its the first i've heard of it!!Explain youself! And where are ny undies??
On 24 Oct 2007 at 9:54am Geoffs other love child wrote:
He's a good dad - he gives me 100 a week
On 24 Oct 2007 at 10:01am Geoffs gay lover wrote:
I never got fancy undies! :-(
On 24 Oct 2007 at 10:28am Geoffs tranny friend wrote:
I did,I did!!!
On 24 Oct 2007 at 12:35pm Geoffs pet dog wrote:
I got a fluffy collar, woof woof!
On 24 Oct 2007 at 12:59pm Fan of Geoff wrote:
Lets draw a line here.
On 24 Oct 2007 at 1:33pm Geoffs cat wrote:
I get my tummy tickled every night.... Mmmmmm
On 24 Oct 2007 at 2:09pm Geoff wrote:
As a matter of fact, I do have two kittens. Male, black, short hair twins. 61/2 months. Well done Geoff's cat.

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