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O2 - Michael Jackson tickets for sale.....

On 26 Jun 2009 at 12:27am Sam Spam wrote:
also, white glove, small white nose and chimp-food...
On 26 Jun 2009 at 12:47am Smiler wrote:
Farah Fawcett died yesterday too
On 26 Jun 2009 at 3:28am goldbar wrote:
R.I.P michael your be sadly missed god bless you x
On 26 Jun 2009 at 8:41am Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
Whoever would have foreseen that Keith Richards would outlive Michael Jackson? I wish I'd put a bet on that 30 years ago.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 9:32am LTR wrote:
The BBC web site has a headline (and this is not a joke)
"live coverage of the singers death"
On 26 Jun 2009 at 9:43am Pearl Necklace wrote:
Child abuser dies, so what?
On 26 Jun 2009 at 10:40am AKane wrote:
Pearl Necklace, I have to agree with you I think. He was a legend to alot of people but not myself
On 26 Jun 2009 at 11:41am Sceptic wrote:
Michael Jackson will be neither buried or cremated.He will be recycled into shopping bags.That way he can remain white,plastic and dangerous to children.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 12:56pm Toque wrote:
Michael Jackson's ghost has been seen at Great Ormond Street Hospital, putting the willies up small children.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 12:58pm Wombat wrote:
His ghost has been spotted roaming the wards at the local childrens hospital. He was just trying to put the willies up them.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:00pm Wombat wrote:
Oops, must have been writing that one at the same time.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:02pm Decent Citizen wrote:
Disgusting ! You should be ashamed of yourselves.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:03pm Decent Citizens wrote:
Two morons!
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:04pm Wombat wrote:
Reports that he died of a heart attack are INCORRECT. He was found in the children's ward having a stroke.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:07pm Wombat wrote:
Get back to complaining about Tescos, saddo. Jokes like this are inevitable.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:11pm Decent Citizen wrote:
Only inevitable within the moron community it would seem.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:12pm Maddona wrote:
He had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a band and not a delivery service.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:24pm TDA wrote:
What are the council going to do about this?
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:39pm Ed Can Do wrote:
Police searching Michael Jackson's house for clues as to what happened have found class A's in the kitchen, class B's in the front room and class 3C in the bedroom.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:44pm Toque wrote:
"Disgusting ! You should be ashamed of yourselves."
Why's that then; care to elaborate?
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:46pm Lauren wrote:
RIP Michael. You are at peace now. No one can say lies about you or hurt you anymore.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:47pm bonfirek wrote:
Surely these jokes are Cllr Dalys fault and the councils and Gordon Brown, blame everyone, go on, why not!
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:54pm Ed Can Do wrote:
Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more three yr olds than anyone in living memory.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 1:55pm Ed Can Do wrote:
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 2:44pm Errr, Lauren wrote:
Hey Lauren, it's Jackson that's dead not us. We can still say lies about him!
On 26 Jun 2009 at 2:58pm Roly Mo wrote:
I blame the Planning department.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 3:17pm Murray Mint wrote:
Apparently Michael is not going to be buried or cremated. His family have decided to recycle his body by melting it down to make white plastic toys, so that children can play with him for a change.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 3:22pm me wrote:
Due to his unfortunate death, Michael Jackson's dates have been cancelled. They were Thomas aged 6 and Kevin aged 9.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 4:00pm bonfirek wrote:
I blame the council, RAID, TTL, curious bunch all
On 26 Jun 2009 at 5:09pm Toque wrote:
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs next season.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 5:26pm bonfirek wrote:
to be fair the chattering classes of Lewes wouldn't care about Jacko but if Chris Martin died, blimey there'd be a huge outporing of fair-trade related grief on the streets of this town.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 5:28pm Keeley wrote:
Michael Jackson died last night in hospital. Officers are initially blaming it on the sunshine, then they tried blaming it on the moonlight or perhaps the good times, but the conclusion is that the blame lies with the boogie.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 5:35pm Hedwig wrote:
On 26 Jun 2009 at 6:18pm FA wrote:
Not a joke but did anyone hear the interview with one of the family spokesmen or something like that. He was saying that the family were very concerned about the amount of drugs he was taking and said that "IF MICHAEL WAS TO WAKE UP DEAD ONE MORNING"
Class....pure class
On 26 Jun 2009 at 6:26pm LTLR wrote:
bonfirek.You can't blame every thing on RAID, did you know all RAID members live in malling not in town, so back off you NASTY little person.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 9:00pm Sam Spam wrote:
He touched us all....(read in the paper today!)....honest it's priceless!..he BAD
On 26 Jun 2009 at 9:57pm Not a Fan. wrote:
Whats white and runs down a monkeys back?Michael Jacksons latest release
On 26 Jun 2009 at 10:11pm Murray Mint wrote:
Isn't it ironic that Farrah Fawcett died on the same day, and she was into Majors and MJ was into minors.
On 26 Jun 2009 at 11:53pm Not a fan wrote:
On 27 Jun 2009 at 8:54am colin wrote:
According to Sky News the paramedics dis everything possible to save his life
and followed correct procedure Tilt head, Pinch Nose sadley that's when it all fell apart
On 27 Jun 2009 at 10:26am Sam Spam wrote:
apparently he died last week but he'still dancin'.....
On 27 Jun 2009 at 11:29am Sceptic wrote:
I don't beleive he is dead.
I think he will soon have a new face,and no one will know any different...
On 27 Jun 2009 at 12:42pm Tigsy wrote:
RIP MICHAEL JACKSON you were an incredible legend and amazing talent, in a hundred years they will still be playing and dancing to your music. Goodnight and God bless xxxxx

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