On 31 Oct 2007 at 11:44am Dickie Attenborough wrote:
And the nominations for the prestigous 'Miserable Git of 2007'
If I have missed any,please let me know.
Other awards will be for...
2.Most expletives used in one thread.
3.Most slanderous comments.
4.Most name changes in a thread.
Finally,we are accepting nominations for The Man/Woman of the Year.This exception award shall be presented to the person who gives most to this site.
So far we have one name.
All comments and suggestions will be treated in the strictest of confidence.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 12:38pm L. Olivier wrote:
What about Andy ?, he was a right miserable, foul mouthed, abusive, swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool etc...so and so (although he has either buggered off now or using a different name).
For good humored use of this forum in a non abusive, friendly, and generallyb light hearted way, I nominate Geoff.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 1:11pm R.Burton wrote:
Geoff should nominated for introducing the most "friends" to the site surely - not so sure about him being nominated for his own contributions as he seems to have gone off in a huff. Some names from the past "Tooth Fairy", "Lewes T Rousers", "Mog" - and surely "Lopster" for the ability to have the last word on nearly every thread on the front page at the close of the day - on more than one occasion.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 1:40pm lauren wrote:
Hi R.Burton, i think Geoffs got the hump because someone knows his girlfriend. the last message sent to him was "does your girlfriends name begin with the letter L" by fido.....
On 31 Oct 2007 at 4:22pm The Super K wrote:
Most Tedious contributer I'd say Zola and Cossack.
Well I've got my reputation as miserable git to battle for!
Also can I nominate Geoff for Lewes forum Tommy Cooper award for managing to co0k up a joke a 5 year old can tell?
Most Pointless post Philx for his Seaford Blah Blah Blah.
Most educated I'd say Expat and Expat 2, for getting the hell out of England.
I'd also like to award the phatom poster for all his/her post under all his/her different names to avoid upsetting people and facing the music, but...... no one knows who he/she is.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 4:47pm Geoff wrote:
I have just returned from the Isle of Wight, hence my lack of communication over the last few days. And bloody awful it was too. I barely survived my trip to the needles, what with the wind forcing me back and the rain slicing through me, not to mention the dark, cos I mistimed my journey.
My partners first name beginns with the letter C. The first person to complete the letters that make up here beautiful name will recieve a great big slobbery wet kiss from Zola.
Lastly, I would just like to thank the people above, who have so kindly mentioned me. Sorry, just wipping some tears away. I would like to thank my agent, for all his stirling work and how can I possbly forget C, my oh so sweet partner. Also my family and friends, whom without their support, I would never even of come on such a distinguished forum such as this.
Once again, thank you all.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 4:50pm Geoff wrote:
I would like to nominate Zola, for being such a skatter brained and down to earth talent. Certainly a woman with a great future in the world of forums.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 5:02pm COSSACK wrote:
lets nominate super k us SUPER BORING,if when i die god give me a choice betwen heaven and hell ill choose the one you are not in, iven if it is the later ok mr bs
On 31 Oct 2007 at 5:04pm zola wrote:
Aw shucks guys.....Tedious and scatterbrained all in one...I'm flattered.
Geoffs sweetheart...Let's see...How many letters,and how many vowels,vowels in the right order...
I would like to thank Geoff for being a good sport.Hard with a bunch of hooligan Tiger Girrrlls to contend with...
And Yes,Mr Webmaster must be up for Man of the Year.
His prize will be me,stopping hassling him to change this lovely forum.I take back what i asked for and will shut the f*** up.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 5:05pm cossack wrote:
and i dont call you "SUPER" becaouse the only thing "SUPER about people like yo is your "SUPERCORNUDO"
On 31 Oct 2007 at 5:11pm COSSACK wrote:
AND US FOR ZOLA YOU CULDNT GET A NICER PERSON IN THIS WORLD, SO INSTED OF PASSING JUGMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, DO YOUR SELF A FAVOUR AND GO AND PLY WITH YOUR INFLATIBLE MUNECA OK, NEVER THE LESS YOU ARE INVITED TO COME TO MEET US IF YOU WANT TO, WE ARE NOT PREJUDICE AGAINTS "CORNUDOS"
On 31 Oct 2007 at 5:18pm COSSACK wrote:
hello tiger zola how are you today,dont worry about superk "BORING BORING BORING" bet his gelouse of us and a big"CORNUDO ASWELL"
On 31 Oct 2007 at 6:06pm The Super K wrote:
Touched a nerve Cossack? AND AS not US.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 6:15pm The Super K wrote:
Cossack I've upset you, and the latino in you is raging, I'm sorry. I will keep my post to Lewes issues and not interupt your general chit chat about CD's and Geoffs sexuality etc.
As for Zola where possible I have answered her questions when she feels left out (eg Where Efee's is). She clearly has a better sense of humour as you as she take all in her stride. I don't think she needs you to protect her.....perhaps thats what really upsets you!
Can I nominate Spinster of this Parish for the "Urban Design" post in the most relevant and interesting. Cheers SOTP
On 31 Oct 2007 at 6:55pm Jesus wrote:
Thank you for mentioning me as the phantom poster.
There is a diffrence between the people who are having a snidey pop,and myself.who just likes to raise a smile.Ying Tong,Cary Hunt,Betty Swallocks,Miss Whiplash,and dear old Dickie,are all me.But not any of the rest.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 7:21pm Chavs fan wrote:
No one but no one deserves a mention more than the most creative, pretending to be sillier than he really is, pop at whoever and whatever takes his fancy, not been on here much lately, but when he was he was top man, the most wanted to know who he is guy and the come back and make me laugh some more please.
Chav. We love you really. Its because of my post here that I have to change my name to avoid heckles but I'm sure the long term posters will agree with me.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 7:37pm Chavs no 2 fan. wrote:
How Dickie overlooked him i just don't know...
Chav,my absolute favourite from the word go.
He is Paul Mertons' secret son,and an inspiration to the silly brigade.He gets my vote for the funniest person on this website.Take a bow Chav.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 7:40pm Smiler wrote:
Chav gets my vote too and a close second is Mystic Mog for his very level headed and knowledgeable contributions.
Anyone remember Mornington Crescent?
On 31 Oct 2007 at 8:51pm cossack wrote:
BORING BORING BORING, CORNUDO
On 31 Oct 2007 at 8:52pm COSSACK wrote:
BORING BORING BORING CORNUDO
On 31 Oct 2007 at 9:10pm COSSACK wrote:
SUPERK BORING, YOARE SO BORING NOT IVEN YOUR INFLATIBLE MUNECA WILL STAY LOYAL TO YOU
On 31 Oct 2007 at 9:14pm COSSACK wrote:
ILL LIKE TO NOMINATE SUPER K US THE BIGGERS " CORNUDO "OF LEWES
On 31 Oct 2007 at 9:15pm The Super K wrote:
You seem to have a problem getting everything out on one post. Funny really when all your typing is Boring, boring, boring.
Maybe we could throw a donkey of the top of Lewes castle to make you feel more at home.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 9:18pm The Super K wrote:
El cosaco usted tonto pincha, crece.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 9:21pm EL COSACO wrote:
SUPER K TU" CHUPACHOCHAS"
On 31 Oct 2007 at 9:26pm The Super K wrote:
Ha Ha Ha Nice. Its been nice. I'll ignor you now and only post on Lewes issues as previously said. Bye Cossa me old mucker.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 9:26pm The Tooth Fairy wrote:
You're bringing a tear to my eye, Smiler. You'll be mentioning dear old 'Sleeping Lion' next. Oh happy days.
On 31 Oct 2007 at 10:24pm lopster wrote:
who posted that awesome drivel about rumbling, vibrating hillsides (above a railway tunnel!!) about 2 years ago - thats worth an award
On 31 Oct 2007 at 10:56pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Ok Super K - recognition at last! Many thanks!
I'll have to give some thought regarding my nominations, but the deeply irritating woman from Barcombe has to be my contender for the enema award!
Remember this Friday (2nd) 7.30pm at the Town Hall for the Lewes House Group's public meeting (deadlines for comments on LDC Planning application are on 9th Nov).
I'll be there - who else will be?
On 31 Oct 2007 at 10:59pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Nomination for most Waterloo-like person = FA!
On 31 Oct 2007 at 11:06pm zola wrote:
Smiler.How do you know Mystic Mog is a fella? I can never tell....
And Super K,nice to see you entering into the spirit of things.Google translator came up with 'The Cossack fool,you click,it grows'. Was that what you meant?
On 1 Nov 2007 at 4:40pm Old Tom wrote:
thank u Dickie Attenborough shame i only came 2nd my pal chav will be upset
On 1 Nov 2007 at 7:09pm The Super K wrote:
They were only nominations Old Tom, work hard and you can still win.
On 1 Nov 2007 at 7:24pm The Scarlet Pimpernel. wrote:
I have read todays threads and comments with interest.Seems like there has more than the usual amount of name changing,and quite a few quite nasty comments.And a few people have got caught in the crossfire...Lets hope all hatchets will be buried and we can return to 'normal'.....
On 1 Nov 2007 at 7:48pm cossack wrote:
ok mother teresa
On 1 Nov 2007 at 9:24pm Lewesianne wrote:
Can you imagine if we were all put in the Big Brother House? Who would be voted out first and who would win?
I think I would definately be out first and the winner would be between Spinster and Lopster, (aka Splopster!). Of course, every BB house has a tranny........Cossack???? :-)
On 2 Nov 2007 at 9:37am The Super K wrote:
I'm quite easy going in the flesh, not sure I'd be able to cope without a tv (television not transvestite) or ipod for more that a couple of weeks.
On 8 Nov 2007 at 11:28pm Geoff wrote:
Don't talk to me about Big Brother!!
Whats it now, series 28 or 78 coming up? Words canno't express my complete and total hate I have for it. Best leave it there, before I do myself an injury.
I certainly won't put my a**e on the line in that hore house of show they laughingly call entertainment.
On 20 Nov 2007 at 6:04pm Eskimosik wrote:
What do you think about this? When it happens?