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non pc joke
 
 
On 17 Nov 2009 at 10:56pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
A Scouser, an Irishman and an Aussie sitting in a bar spot Jesus across the room. They all decide to buy him a drink and send them over. JC comes over, thanks the Irishman for the pint of Guiness and shakes him by the hand. Immediately the Irishman gets up, jumps about and cries, 'Tis amazing, me arttritis is gone'. JC turns to the Aussie, thanks him for the pint of Fosters and shakes his hand. "Struth, my bad back is cured" shouts the Aussie. JC turns to the scouser. The scouser takes one look, runs off and screams "You're not touching me, mate, I'll lose my disability benefit !"
 
 
On 18 Nov 2009 at 9:35am Toque wrote:
What did one lesbian frog say to another lesbian frog?

"They're right, we do taste of chicken!"
 
 
On 18 Nov 2009 at 3:41pm Jimmy Carr wrote:
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the most stupid country in the world."
Personally, I think Europe is the most stupid country in the world.
 
 
On 18 Nov 2009 at 7:12pm I dont live in lewes... wrote:
Your not thdupid you're spethial.
PhilX


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