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my old mans in commercial

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On 27 Oct 2010 at 6:00pm cowboy wrote:
my old mans in commercial
(to the tune of my old mans a dustman)
Ohh myold mans in commercial
I'm sure that you can see
That when he put his stripes on
Te looks like a bumble bee
He live in Talbot Terrace
The Ellys but a stroll
your find him out on bonfire night
pulling a totem pole

Ohh my old mans in commercial
He really is quite strange
Your find him out all skittles week
pulling pint down at the Grange
He really love commercial
He thinks that their a hit
Whilst everyone else in bonfire thinks
That they are really sh#t


 
 
On 27 Oct 2010 at 6:17pm MC wrote:
Chortle chortle
 
 
On 27 Oct 2010 at 7:34pm wbs wrote:
love it!
 
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On 27 Oct 2010 at 8:45pm simon wrote:
Good to see that being completely illiterate is no barrier to producing piss poor pastiches of ole time music hall numbers. Very well done.
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On 27 Oct 2010 at 9:00pm Bumble Bee Me wrote:
At the town hall on Friday
He thought that they would win
He stuck some feathers on his 'ead
And went as an Indi-in
The judges they were bang on
And thought that he was poo
He didn't make second place
And finished below Waterloo
 
 
On 27 Oct 2010 at 9:21pm Peter Byron wrote:
My name is Pete
I feel dead beat,
have had some wine,
and now it is time,
to say GOODNIGHT Best, Peter
 
 
On 27 Oct 2010 at 9:24pm Bumble Bee Me wrote:
Good night Peter. That was rubbish, by the way.
 
 
On 27 Oct 2010 at 9:26pm Peter Byron wrote:
Cheers Bumble Wee, like a straight opinion. Agree too. Cheers, Peter
 
 
On 27 Oct 2010 at 9:40pm Peter Byron wrote:
And Bumble weed, hate to burst your bubble but you are hardly W B Yeates yourself ha ha, just joking. Off to down the last of my nuit st george, cheers. Peter


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