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On 29 Nov 2010 at 12:16pm popeye wrote:
An old blind cowboy walks into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender " Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?. The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a deep husky voice the woman sitting next to him says " before you tell that joke I think it is only fair given that you are blind that you should know five things. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blonde girl, I am a 6ft tall 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter and the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously cowboy do you still wanna tell that blonde joke? The blind cowboy thinks for a second shakes his head and mutters " No not if I have to explain it 5 times.


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