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merry christmas!!!!!
 
 
On 23 Dec 2011 at 3:40pm santa wrote:
Baby Jesus; the story of one womans Affair and a lie that got very out of hand!
xx
 
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On 23 Dec 2011 at 4:14pm lewesRocks wrote:
Oi santa, i have already used that one.!!
Well beat this one.

God is sitting in heaven when a scientist prays to Him, "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting...show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
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On 23 Dec 2011 at 4:19pm lewesRocks wrote:
Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?

Noah . He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation


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