On 21 Jan 2017 at 1:49pm hildebeast wrote:
Hello. we are looking for some responsible people to rent our comfortable large house for 3 months. We are in Berwick near station., so 10 mins to Lewes.
2 large double beds, lounge, big kitchen, Central heating, large garden looking across to South Downs. Peaceful. £750+few bills. Fully furnished but extra rooms where you could store stuff. Email me initially if you are interested, then I can send photos/set up a meeting. Best wishes Hilary 
On 21 Jan 2017 at 1:53pm hildebeast wrote:
testing testing
On 21 Jan 2017 at 1:55pm hildebeast wrote:
Didn't put my email on advert. here it is soupdragonhil@hotmail.com thanks
On 21 Jan 2017 at 2:15pm LettingAgent wrote:
Blimey, that's cheap rent.
But where is Berwick?
On 21 Jan 2017 at 3:27pm Dandini wrote:
Be very careful who you rent it to as this could happen to you!
Check it out here »
On 21 Jan 2017 at 3:53pm Houdini wrote:
Where's the link gone ?
On 21 Jan 2017 at 4:54pm hildebeast wrote:
Right, Hildebeast here
PLEASE respectfully, as much as I appreciate a bit of interest, please can you only comment on this if you are genuine people interested in the actual advert. I am not a stupid person. I have dealt with the rental market before and am fully aware of shisters!! and all the possible pitfalls. I do not want any letting agencies contacting me please and I do not need any scaremongering comments. Just a bit unnecessary I feel. Appreciate your cooperation in this matter. This is a genuine advert for genuine people. its not really a discussion topic. Many thanks
On 21 Jan 2017 at 4:55pm Paul Daniels wrote:
Please discuss Hildebeast's commments below.
On 21 Jan 2017 at 5:27pm old bike wrote:
At the risk of being obtuse, shouldn't you put your advert in the free ads section? Either that or accept the unwritten rules of this forum, the main one being to post mildly amusing, sarcastic or abusive comments to each and every post.
On 21 Jan 2017 at 5:48pm Christopher Columbus wrote:
I thought Berwick was in Scotland?
On 21 Jan 2017 at 7:17pm Brian Braveheart wrote:
Berwick is the most northerly town in England.
It is a few miles south of the Scottish border although Berwick Rangers play in the Scottish football league.
There is a great pub called The Barrels there.
On 21 Jan 2017 at 7:35pm Hildebeast wrote:
Please stop it. This is awful. The first time i post on what i thought was a community site. My god how dreadful and how so very sad. I give up on on humanity. Just a genuine post and all this twiddle twaddle. Xx
On 21 Jan 2017 at 7:57pm Ravenous beast wrote:
If you give up on humanity because of a few innocuous comments on a forum, I'd suggest that you don't watch the news from America this week xx
On 21 Jan 2017 at 9:32pm Oscar Wildebeast wrote:
Look out luvvies - a lion !
On 21 Jan 2017 at 9:41pm LettingAgent wrote:
Dear Hildebeast,
Please enlighten me as to where Berwick is? I assume it is not in the North of England since you are posting on the Lewes forum?
I have clients waiting on my books to rent houses in the Lewes area who would jump at a rental price such as this. But you have thus far refrained to tell us where Berwick is.
On 21 Jan 2017 at 9:48pm Tweedy wrote:
I'm sorry but no-one in Berwick-upon-Tweed in the north of England would pay £750 a month rent.
You may think you can advertise it for that much on the Lewes forum in the hope that we'll think it's cheap compared to rental prices down here in the south of England, but as soon as anyone actually visits Berwick they'll immediately see that rental prices are much, much cheaper than this. And anyway who is going to want to move to the northernmost town in England in the winter months for a 3 month stint?
Is this a joke advert?
On 21 Jan 2017 at 9:53pm Fella wrote:
Q: How long is a piece of string?
A: Equal to the rent you are asking.
Boom Boom!
On 21 Jan 2017 at 10:21pm Old bike wrote:
To be fair, Hilde quite clearly states Berwick near Station and not Berwick upon Tweed.
Now, does anyone know where Station is?
On 21 Jan 2017 at 10:30pm Confused wrote:
Oh, I thought it meant 'Berwick, near a station'. I'm so used to everyone's typos, spelling and punctuation mistakes on this forum I just thought the 'a' had been missed out. I thought it being described as near a station was a selling point to appeal to commuters.
On 21 Jan 2017 at 10:50pm JellyBean wrote:
Dear Hildebeast,
Yes please I would love to rent your house for 3 months.
Please can you email me at doyouthinkimanidiot@gmail.com
Thanks!
On 21 Jan 2017 at 11:56pm Sussex By The Sea wrote:
I find it difficult to believe that there are people on a Lewes forum who don't that Berwick is just two stations along the line from Lewes. There are dozens of posts on here about Plumpton, which is also just two stations away from Lewes.
On 22 Jan 2017 at 8:23am Theo P Wildebeest wrote:
Katanga ! Get a good night's sleep @ the Premier Inn - 2 stops on de line from Berwick.
On 22 Jan 2017 at 10:55am INFURIATING! wrote:
Hildebeast,
How can you advertise a house on the basis of it being near a train station when you know full well there are no trains running at present due to the on going train strikes???
Are you deliberately trying to inflame things further?!? The train strikes have caused misery to thousands.
On 22 Jan 2017 at 11:51am Good game wrote:
A bit late with your link Dandini, it is already happening in this area.
On 22 Jan 2017 at 3:02pm History buff wrote:
I can't believe that people can live in Lewes and not want to visit Berwick church, home of Vanessa Bell and Duncan grant (Google them) murals. There's a huge amount of brilliant things to see locally for those willing to travel a few miles from Lewes.....
On 22 Jan 2017 at 3:31pm old bike wrote:
...and you would be right not to.
On 23 Jan 2017 at 2:20pm Ed Can Do wrote:
The Berwick used to be a great place for a spot of underage drinking back in the days, being so close to the station and being in the middle of nowhere so desperate for trade and happy to turn a blind eye to things like their customers being obviously fifteen years old. Ah, the good old days.
On 23 Jan 2017 at 2:47pm Vanessa the Contessa wrote:
I thought it was well-known for you-know-what in the car with everybody and their dog watching.
On 23 Jan 2017 at 6:49pm Air Host wrote:
Why use a car when you can use one of our many PUB's?