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here's an Idea
 
 
On 21 Feb 2011 at 12:01pm vote4me wrote:

Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
Live in a tiny room and pay £900.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out.
Justice for all!
 
 
On 21 Feb 2011 at 12:14pm 'ere be monsters wrote:
Got my vote!
 
 
On 21 Feb 2011 at 12:54pm GotMyVote wrote:
Genius!
 
 
On 21 Feb 2011 at 1:09pm Old Cynic wrote:
Where do I put my X
 
 
On 21 Feb 2011 at 1:13pm I dont live in lewes... wrote:
That is absolutely brilliant!
You get my voet as well.
PhilX
 
 
On 21 Feb 2011 at 1:17pm Numberjack wrote:
splendid idea vote4me.
 
 
On 21 Feb 2011 at 1:41pm Rods Tiger wrote:
When does it start ?
Soon I hope, the years are passing quickly !
 
 
On 21 Feb 2011 at 3:53pm Hoist wrote:
My other half and I have a long held plan to turn to crime in our old age - if it doesn't work out then we just end up being looked after in the nick. Let's face it - our pensions will be worth sh*t.
And now I hear there's plenty of alcohol in Ford Open Prison too!
Pity no mixed prisons though...
 
 
On 23 Feb 2011 at 4:11pm Dodgy Dave wrote:
Stupid idea, when you have been working hard on nights all year I really look forward to getting caught and enjoying a few months of luxury. In regards to the pensioners it does them a favour nicking their jewellery because it saves them the worry of wondering who to leave it to. So back off vote4me and dont be a kill joy. Got to go, the old bill has just turned up. Yipee another holiday.


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