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gas fitter

On 30 Aug 2011 at 10:08pm lovelewes wrote:

hello, looking for cogi reg persons to fit my gas cooker, how much is the going rate these days?

thanks

On 31 Aug 2011 at 9:08am Bevi wrote:

Hi give Tony Williams a ring (lewes based) - tel 07801 784192. I have used him in the past and is very reasonable and reliable. He is gas safe registered.

On 31 Aug 2011 at 10:40am Ed Can Do wrote:

Mrs Thomas had a problem with her gas boiler so she called out the local engineer. She was about to offer him a cup of tea but realised she had no milk left. Not wanting to leave the poor man gasping, she popped her head round the door where he was working and said she was just going to nip down to the shop on the corner to buy some milk and that she wouldn't be a second but would the gas man mind awfully keeping an eye on her small dog who was a touch unwell so she didn't want to take him along.

The gas man said that was fine and Mrs Thomas headed off down the road to the shop. Imagine her shock and horror when on her return she found the gas man with his trousers round his ankles, having sex with her dog! She immediately rang the police who raced round and arrested the man for public indecency.

The next day the police called her to let her know what had transpired.

"I'm sorry to say, Mrs Thomas, that we had to let him go without charge."

"Really, how can that be, I caught him red-handed"

"Indeed you did, but it turns out he's corgi registered..."

On 31 Aug 2011 at 11:32am Doodah wrote:

ooh, that's a bit rude!

On 31 Aug 2011 at 12:35pm Anon wrote:

Paul major of major plumbing and heating is quick and reliable

On 31 Aug 2011 at 1:33pm 'ere be monsters wrote:

Hope it wasn't that joke that made you think of him!!

On 1 Sep 2011 at 12:29am AYATOLLAH HOGMANNY wrote:

Tony Williams, I have heard only good about him, never had to use him yet myself, but have heard nothing but praise from everyone who has used him.

On 2 Sep 2011 at 1:25pm If you see Sid, tell him wrote:

CORGI is no more mind. It's 'Gas Safe' now
See h**p://www.gassaferegister.co.uk/
"Gas Safe Register is the official stamp for gas safety in the United Kingdom, Isle of Man and Guernsey. CORGI registration is no longer valid. To work legally on gas appliances and installations you must be on the Gas Safe Register. Get Gas Safe registered now, you can�??t work without it."