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On 2 Nov 2015 at 7:15pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
Viva Lewes has excelled itself this month.
They have a piece on "essential accoutrements" for the 5th. It includes such bargains as a pair of cashmere wrist warmers, ideal for getting scorched and soaked in paraffin, for a mere 25, a 5 box of matches (I kid you not) and bespoke medieval gowns for a bargain 155.
Those who want a nice safe garden bonfire can buy a hand-made fire bowl for just 164.
If this had appeared in a bonfire programme, I'd have thought it a brilliant spoof, but I think it's meant to be serious.
What planet are they on?
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On 2 Nov 2015 at 7:31pm Newt wrote:
This is Lewes darling, nothing but the best (most pretentious).
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On 2 Nov 2015 at 7:35pm Blimey wrote:
A 5 box of matches !!!!!!!!
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On 2 Nov 2015 at 8:08pm Swan vestas wrote:
Strike a light
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On 2 Nov 2015 at 8:25pm Celine wrote:
Is it a box of Lewes Bonfire long matches? If so I plead guilty to having bought a box!
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On 2 Nov 2015 at 10:02pm Bonfire Person wrote:
Doesn't it include a First Class ticket back to London?
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On 2 Nov 2015 at 10:12pm Match Girl wrote:
Where might one purchase said matches? I feel the need to reduce their profits.
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On 3 Nov 2015 at 9:16am Karate Kid wrote:
Viva Lewes...great for kindling....
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On 3 Nov 2015 at 12:45pm Jennifer wrote:
Presents for our guests. Why shouldn't those of us who welcome guests, and who don't want to process, have pretty things? So thank you, Viva Lewes.
 
 
On 5 Nov 2015 at 11:04am Not scared to tell you. wrote:
Viva Lewes?Viva Loonies!


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