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Worst ever chat up lines
 
 
On 26 Jul 2009 at 4:34pm Northern Bigot wrote:
"This cherry pie is almost as sweet as you are!"
"Im a man of few words - get em off!"
 
 
On 26 Jul 2009 at 5:12pm Spongebob wrote:
"get yer coat darlin....you've only gone and pulled"
 
 
On 26 Jul 2009 at 5:56pm Goldbar wrote:
Do you like raisins? well how about a date then?
 
 
On 26 Jul 2009 at 10:18pm Edi Bow wrote:
'I like your legs. . . . . What time do they open?! '
 
 
On 26 Jul 2009 at 10:25pm jonnyboy wrote:
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
"Would you like to stroke my lucky scrotum?"
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway"
 
 
On 26 Jul 2009 at 10:59pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
From an Irish friend of mine
Q: You look Irish, have you got any Irish in you?
A: No
Q: Would you like some?
 
 
On 26 Jul 2009 at 11:42pm Sid The Sexist wrote:
I was wondering if when you go to bed,you sleep on your front? If not... could I?
 
 
On 27 Jul 2009 at 2:16pm Retired Archbishop wrote:
How do you like your eggs in the morning?


And if you are quick, the put down is "Unfertilised"
 
 
On 27 Jul 2009 at 5:41pm Sam Spam wrote:
based on the "let them come to you" principal, I friend of mine used to make sure that he was overheard in clubs telling the guy next to him that it was no fun being a multi-millionaire when he knew he only had 6 months to live!.......not sure if it worked but it did make me laugh...
 
 
On 27 Jul 2009 at 10:46pm Lopster wrote:
does best ever eto the worst ever chat -up line count (not one of mine I hasten to add)..."cut the crap and show us yer dick"
 
 
On 27 Jul 2009 at 10:57pm Lopster wrote:
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On 28 Jul 2009 at 11:20am jonnyboy wrote:
Is that a tic-tac in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
 
 
On 28 Jul 2009 at 12:09pm Sam Spam wrote:
as the same friend used to say....always go out with a fat lass, the sex is no better but the cooked breakfast the next morning is fantastic!
 
 
On 28 Jul 2009 at 2:11pm Ed Can Do wrote:
Fat women are like mopeds. They're both great fun to ride but you wouldn't want your mates to find out about it.


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