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Woman still alive on benefits!

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On 6 Feb 2017 at 9:55am DaveC wrote:
A British woman has managed to survive on benefits for an extraordinary 90 years at the tax payers expense. Her mother lived to 101 (decades before the benefits system was formally introduced) in exactly same way.
"Gaw'd blessem all, I really dunno know ow they do it, what wiv being born into it an all, it must be a terrible burden, I wouldn't wan it" an ordinary member of the public commented today.
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On 6 Feb 2017 at 10:20am Lewesian wrote:
And i bet she's worked harder than you ever will
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On 6 Feb 2017 at 12:05pm DaveC wrote:
If what she does is a job, where does one apply?
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On 6 Feb 2017 at 1:12pm robp wrote:
You have to marry someone, Dave. Start brushing up on your courting technique.
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On 6 Feb 2017 at 3:10pm Old bike wrote:
I've been racking my brains all day trying to guess what the 'C' stands for. I wonder if any other forum users have any suggestions?
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On 6 Feb 2017 at 4:39pm C= Cromwellian wrote:
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On 6 Feb 2017 at 9:35pm DaveC wrote:
C = c**ting well fed up with the brainwashed masses.
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On 7 Feb 2017 at 7:54am Lord Snooty wrote:
C for cringe - what I did when I read the first post's unfunny attempt at working class speech.


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