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We`ll Privatise the Air in the Next Parliament.

On 15 Apr 2015 at 11:11am Vote Tory wrote:
The air that we breathe is a neglected resource which represents an outstanding market opportunity for the serious investor .Companies will fit everyone with a mask bonded to their face fitted with a valve that would cut their supply when they run out of credit. As the hours tick by the supply would be gradually reduced till they turn blue and pass out.This would be be a great incentive to literally cough up!The poor would be fitted with a coin meter or air credit swipe card equipped mask,the rest of us will pay through a handy app.Non Doms and Conservative MPs will of course be fitted with valveless masks.We`ve privatised everything else why not the air? We could make an absolute killing!

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