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Weeping Norman follows Pied Piper Clegg off cliff.

On 8 May 2015 at 4:17pm Harry Hubris. wrote:
I have just seen the footage of Norman Baker weeping copiously after loosing his seat.It`s hard not to feel sympathy for him.But I don`t ,not in the slightest .What on earth was he thinking of following his stupid leader off the political cliff?. If he had n`t accepted a ministerial job in the collaborationist government, it is just possible because of the high regard he is held in as a constituency MP, he might still be representing Lewes instead of on the scrap heap.The irony of course is that the overreaching idiot Clegg was saved from being dashed to death on the rocks by a parachute of Hallam Tories.I hope Clegg suffers excruciatingly from survivors guilt for the rest of his miserable life.By Bye Norman,you now taste the same bitter tears as the rest of us.
On 8 May 2015 at 10:20pm Poetry Corner wrote:
The Tory Spider and The Lib Dem Fly “Will you walk into my parlour?” said the Spider to the Fly,
'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to shew when you are there.”
“Oh no, no,” said the little Fly, “to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.”

“I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high;
Will you rest upon my little bed?” said the Spider to the Fly.
“There are pretty curtains drawn around; the sheets are fine and thin,
And if you like to rest awhile, I'll snugly tuck you in!”
“Oh no, no,” said the little Fly, “for I've often heard it said,
They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!”
Said the cunning Spider to the Fly, “Dear friend what can I do,
To prove the warm affection I 've always felt for you?
I have within my pantry, good store of all that's nice;
I'm sure you're very welcome — will you please to take a slice?”
“Oh no, no,” said the little Fly, “kind Sir, that cannot be,
I've heard what's in your pantry, and I do not wish to see!”

“Sweet creature!” said the Spider, “you're witty and you're wise,
How handsome are your gauzy wings, how brilliant are your eyes!
I've a little looking-glass upon my parlour shelf,
If you'll step in one moment, dear, you shall behold yourself.”
“I thank you, gentle sir,” she said, “for what you 're pleased to say,
And bidding you good morning now, I'll call another day.”

The Spider turned him round about, and went into his den,
For well he knew the silly Fly would soon come back again:
So he wove a subtle web, in a little corner sly,
And set his table ready, to dine upon the Fly.
Then he came out to his door again, and merrily did sing,
“Come hither, hither, pretty Fly, with the pearl and silver wing;
Your robes are green and purple — there's a crest upon your head;
Your eyes are like the diamond bright, but mine are dull as lead!”
Alas, alas! how very soon this silly little Fly,
Hearing his wily, flattering words, came slowly flitting by;
With buzzing wings she hung aloft, then near and nearer drew,
Thinking only of her brilliant eyes, and green and purple hue —
Thinking only of her crested head — poor foolish thing!
At last,
Up jumped the cunning Spider, and fiercely held her fast.
He dragged her up his winding stair, into his dismal den,
Within his little parlour — but she ne'er came out again!

And now dear little children, who may this story read,
To idle, silly flattering words, I pray you ne'er give heed:
Unto an evil counsellor, close heart and ear and eye,
And take a lesson from this tale, of the Spider and the Fly.
On 9 May 2015 at 10:45am mikey wrote:
Tory Tory alleluja.
On 9 May 2015 at 5:52pm joker wrote:
fxxk off conservatives =rich they are out to fxxk over the poor.plus people who voted for them are selfish ,just cos they got a good job and a nice car and house that they can run the poor down .me i care for every one and not my self thats called love .plus those who voted for the selfsevatives are one ho only care about them self .
On 9 May 2015 at 5:55pm joker wrote:
plus if your a godly person read the bible about the poor .give to the poor help the poor .not fxxcking cast them off. you bunch of evil bxstards.
On 9 May 2015 at 5:58pm joker wrote:
people who right off the poor should burn in hell,i like to see what they say then.
On 9 May 2015 at 11:18pm Rentokil wrote:
You are a joke. Crawl back into the woodwork.

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