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Wednesday joke thread.
 
 
On 5 May 2010 at 10:10am Doctor Kildaire wrote:
Did you know that your optic nerve is connected to your anal nerve? Don't believe me?
Pull a hair out of your arse and see if your eyes water.
 
 
On 5 May 2010 at 7:30pm Jj wrote:
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.  When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, It's Lent.  In tears, she sobbed, Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?
 
 
On 5 May 2010 at 8:18pm Toker wrote:
I was over the moon when I got my Official Poll Card through the post....... Im not gonna vote, Ive just run out of roach.
 
 
On 5 May 2010 at 10:04pm Down and Out wrote:
Q. What's the capital of Greece?
A. About one euro, if everyone empties their pockets.


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