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Wednesday joke thread.
 
 
On 5 May 2010 at 10:10am Doctor Kildaire wrote:
Did you know that your optic nerve is connected to your anal nerve? Don't believe me?
Pull a hair out of your arse and see if your eyes water.
 
 
On 5 May 2010 at 7:30pm Jj wrote:
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.  When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, It's Lent.  In tears, she sobbed, Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?
 
 
On 5 May 2010 at 8:18pm Toker wrote:
I was over the moon when I got my Official Poll Card through the post....... Im not gonna vote, Ive just run out of roach.
 
 
On 5 May 2010 at 10:04pm Down and Out wrote:
Q. What's the capital of Greece?
A. About one euro, if everyone empties their pockets.


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Total Ceilidh-os
FIRST REFORMED - 8pm @ All Saints Centre
FIRST REFORMED - 8pm
Upstairs at The Oak Presents - Supernatural Things @ The Royal Oak
Upstairs at The Oak Presents - Supernatural Things
Thomas McCarthy, Lewes Saturday Folk Club @ The Elephant and Castle
Thomas McCarthy, Lewes Saturday Folk Club
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Thomas McCarthy: Traveller Life, Songs & Stories workshop, Lewes Saturday Folk Club
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Kiss My Disco
Damien by Aldyth Morris @ Lewes New School
Damien by Aldyth Morris
Festive Wreath Workshop @ Paddock Art Studios
Festive Wreath Workshop
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British Sea Power 3 at the Con Club
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The Fold at the Con Club
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John Otway at the Con Club
Fat Belly Jones at the Con Club @ The Con Club
Fat Belly Jones at the Con Club
Music for a Venetian Christmas @ St John sub Castro
Music for a Venetian Christmas
Lewes History Group: Exploring Public Art in Lewes @ Kings Church
Lewes History Group: Exploring Public Art in Lewes
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SAMSARA AT THE LAMB!
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Pro Musica Chamber Choir Christmas Concert
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Festive Wreath Workshop
Silver Linings Playbook 15 @ Depot cinema
Silver Linings Playbook 15
Marriage Story 15 @ Depot cinema
Marriage Story 15
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Marriage Story 15
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Knives Out 12A @ Depot cinema
Knives Out 12A
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Shooting The Mafia 15
The Street 15 @ Depot cinema
The Street 15
The Biggest Little Farm PG @ Depot cinema
The Biggest Little Farm PG
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Jean Paul Gaultier Freak and Chic 12A
Harriet 12A @ Depot cinema
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Harriet 12A @ Depot cinema
Harriet 12A
Harriet 12A @ Depot cinema
Harriet 12A
Harriet 12A @ Depot cinema
Harriet 12A
2040 PG @ Depot cinema
2040 PG
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2040 PG
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2040 PG
2040 PG @ Depot cinema
2040 PG
2040 PG @ Depot cinema
2040 PG
So Long My Son 12A @ Depot cinema
So Long My Son 12A
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So Long My Son 12A
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So Long My Son 12A
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So Long My Son 12A
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So Long My Son 12A
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So Long My Son 12A
So Long My Son 12A @ Depot cinema
So Long My Son 12A
Poster Sale no rating @ Depot cinema
Poster Sale no rating
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StarDog and TurboCat U
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StarDog and TurboCat U
StarDog and TurboCat U @ Depot cinema
StarDog and TurboCat U
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La Belle Epoque 15
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The Two Popes 12A
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The Two Popes 12A
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The Two Popes 12A
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The Two Popes 12A
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The Two Popes 12A
To the Four Winds Libre 15 @ Depot cinema
To the Four Winds Libre 15
Coppelia 12A @ Depot cinema
Coppelia 12A
Supper Club no rating @ Depot cinema
Supper Club no rating
The Day Shall Come 15 @ Depot cinema
The Day Shall Come 15
Festive Baking Workshop @ Lewes Community Kitchen
Festive Baking Workshop
Lewes Santa Run 2019 @ Harveys Brewery
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