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We are strange

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On 18 Oct 2016 at 7:23pm Just an organism wrote:
If you think about it, we are strange creatures.
We think we're all high and mighty and educated and opinionated and clever and know best about how to run the planet etc. etc. We all think we are beautiful and attractive and dressed in nice clothes.
But really we all have bad breath every morning, sweaty arm pits, body odour, stinky bottoms, sweaty smelly genitals, smelly feet, hair that gets greasy.
Given the above, it beats me how we have evolved as a civilisation because how can we find each other attractive enough to procreate with them when all of the above applies? We're all like it. We spend every day battling against it all with toothpaste, mouthwash, soap, shampoo, shower gel etc.
What I'm trying to say is we all think we're so evolved as a race, but really at a basic level we're just organisms covered in bacteria.
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On 18 Oct 2016 at 7:33pm The Tooth Fairy wrote:
Speak for yourself dear, nothing smelly about my genitals !!
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On 19 Oct 2016 at 9:41am ClarifiedButler wrote:
Wow...how incredibly profound
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On 19 Oct 2016 at 10:48am Old bike wrote:
I smell Freeston.
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On 19 Oct 2016 at 11:22am Please don't kill me!? wrote:
please don't kill me.


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