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The Rapture

On 20 May 2011 at 3:29pm williamdyer wrote:

I understand that tomorrow is designated is the Rapture, and that I (amongst all but a small self-selected group of believers) will be left on earth for a final 6 months of biblical carnage.
Seems like the perfect time to ask what YOU have planned for the weekend?

On 20 May 2011 at 4:02pm Old Cynic wrote:

What time is kick off - I want to get the washing in before the four hoursemen of the apocalypse arrive - want to look my best !

On 20 May 2011 at 4:39pm Dick Dawkins wrote:

It's at 6 o'clock. No idea which time zone or AM/PM tho'. Take your pick.

On 20 May 2011 at 5:38pm Sam spam wrote:

Well I, for one will be in Church begging a merciful God for forgiveness!!!......................................NOT!

On 20 May 2011 at 5:55pm Spamming tosser wrote:

On 20 May 2011 at 6:26pm Old Cynic wrote:

Oh good, just in time for dinner!

On 21 May 2011 at 1:05pm sashimi wrote:

The last time this happened was when we had a solar eclipse in 1999. Someone spent the night before in the White Hart running up a large bill knowing that he wouldn't have to pay. If he tries his luck again, I expect they will be ready for him.

On 21 May 2011 at 1:29pm Sam spam wrote:

Nothing so far!.....feel a bit let down now......

On 21 May 2011 at 4:09pm bastian wrote:

it's dragging on a bit, anyone fancy a pint

On 21 May 2011 at 11:12pm AHMED IMADINNERJACKET wrote:

Still here....guess I will just have to wait for the bailiffs after todays blowout on the credit card!!!!! And Mr X, I dont love you at all... you say anything if you think you are going to be dead in 30 seconds!!!!!!

On 22 May 2011 at 7:09am pope wrote:

Is this Heaven? I was always lead to believe that a tall man with a beard would hold your hand and lead you round a beautiful garden full of birds flowers and prancing deer. Mind you my Mum always said dont talk to strangers, let alone hold their hand so its just as well.