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On 7 Jun 2009 at 11:33pm Pells Beaver wrote:
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
 
 
On 7 Jun 2009 at 11:52pm On holiday wrote:
learn to speak Chinese/English:
1) That's not right .......................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum ***
5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................. Fa Kin Su Pah
 
 
On 8 Jun 2009 at 12:06am Joe wrote:
First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
 
 
On 8 Jun 2009 at 12:46am Benedikt wrote:
Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...
 
 
On 8 Jun 2009 at 12:48am Jobseeker wrote:
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to f*** off."
 
 
On 8 Jun 2009 at 11:06am Ed Can Do wrote:
What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship?
"Men, get on the ship".
 
 
On 8 Jun 2009 at 1:39pm avid "maid "marion wrote:
Statistically, 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape
 
 
On 8 Jun 2009 at 5:22pm Sam Spam wrote:
There's a man at the door with a bill.....no, it's a duck with a hat on!
 
 
On 9 Jun 2009 at 6:22pm R D Arhargh wrote:
I went to a restauran the other day and ordered pelican. However I had to leave without paying as the bill was too huge.


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