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The Meaning Of Life

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On 17 Oct 2014 at 7:34pm Fin wrote:
Why is there something rather than nothing? Maybe so you can go to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time and order 'French Toast during the Renaissance' Or, when you die, go peacefully in you sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in your car.'
One good rule. Always take your wife morning tea in your pajamas, even if she'd rather have it in a cup. But live a good life, I mean stop making fun of fat people – they have enough on their plates already. Love well and often, use a sex manual . Avoid dyslexics though, they spend hours hunting for a woman’s vinegar and think they met her in a bra. You know you are doing well if your wife is panting “Give it to me !” ( that or you hid her inhaler). On the other hand if your wife tells you sex is better on holiday ...by postcard ...that’s not so good
I have a few warnings for the philosophical enquirer. If you find yourself singing “Green Green Grass of Home “ you may have Tom Jones syndrome, (its not unusual ) . Don`t buy camouflage pants, you`ll never find them. Don`t eat fireworks and battery acid, the police may charge you but they might just let you off.
Fin
No my name is Fin , which makes it hard to end anything without sounding pretentious
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On 17 Oct 2014 at 8:04pm That`s all folks wrote:
Looney Tunes
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On 17 Oct 2014 at 8:58pm Mark wrote:
I diagree. I think we have a new font of wisdom. Love it. I welcome Fin wholeheartedly.


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