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The Koran and George Micheal
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On 15 Sep 2010 at 5:46pm Bad Taste Joker wrote:
I'm just downloading the Koran off the internet - do you want me to burn you a copy?...
What to George Micheal and the Chilian miners have in common?...both will be released after 8 weeks intensive drilling!.....
Tiger Woods, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and John Terry - what have they all got in common?...wives who should make more of an effort!...
 
 
On 15 Sep 2010 at 7:37pm Stig of the dump wrote:
George Micheal has written a new song already since being locked up, it's called Hairless fister
 
 
On 16 Sep 2010 at 9:39am Misery wrote:
Hey Bad Taste Joker, I had some bloke with a weird beard and an AK47 knocking on my door this morning asking if i knew you.... can't think what he wanted you for!
 
 
On 16 Sep 2010 at 9:46am Someone Else wrote:
A policeman knocked at my door the other day. He said, "I'm really sorry, sir, it looks like your wife's been in a nasty accident".
I said, "I know, but she's got a lovely personality".
 
 
On 16 Sep 2010 at 10:11am Newmania wrote:
Stig of the Dump called up work the other day , he said " I `m sick I can't come in"
His boss said " Really , well how sick are you?"
................... " Well right now I `m shagging my sister ...." Said Stig...
 
 
On 16 Sep 2010 at 11:11am Newmania wrote:
..random gags really ...
Whats the difference between Billy Wright and Alice in Wonderland ...Alice got out of the maze alive
Gary Glitter was on his way to Chile , apparently he thought he heard about 33 trapped and helpless minors
Bum-tsk ...I`m here all week , who else is there to offend ?
 
 
On 16 Sep 2010 at 11:58am Starvinungry wrote:
Spent some time at my wife's grave earlier, she's not dead, she thinks I'm digging a pond
 
 
On 16 Sep 2010 at 2:04pm Cardinal Newmanic wrote:
The pope was asked by a woman with a clipboard at Edinburgh airport what were his favourite grooming products. She wasn't expecting "Werthers originals, Haribo and High School Musical"
 
 
On 16 Sep 2010 at 10:05pm Peter B and Ex Boon wrote:
Sure George will have plenty of time now to read the Koran. Sounds like a holiday for him ha ha. Best Peter


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