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Swine flu
 
 
On 21 May 2009 at 10:30am Miss Piggy wrote:
If you get a message in your inbox warning you that you can catch swine flu from tinned pork, ignore it, it's spam
 
 
On 26 May 2009 at 9:57pm Flyin Pig wrote:
The first sign of Swine flu is a rasher appearing on the chest. Your GP
will give you some oinkment and you can trotter of home. If still worried do not bother to phone the swine flu NHS help line as all you get is crackling.
The Americans have moved into Mexico to make a film about all this, working title Aporkalypse Now
For £30 you can get a return flight to Mexico, not an offer to be sneezed
at.


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