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On 10 Sep 2009 at 4:02pm Property Developer wrote:
I've been successful in getting planning permission to erect my massive great big new football Stadium slap bang on Cliffe High Street, roughly where the Gardeners Arms is. And there's absolutely nothing any of you can do about it.
On 10 Sep 2009 at 4:25pm spongebob wrote:
Bring it on. Should get rid of some of the sh1t in this town. Who will be playing there ?
On 10 Sep 2009 at 4:33pm George Doors wrote:
Tesco v CBS
On 10 Sep 2009 at 4:43pm Property Developer wrote:
Arsenal actually. Wanted to see a bit European football this year, fed up of the Rooks.
I'm putting up a Multiplex at the bottom of Keere Street too.
On 10 Sep 2009 at 4:45pm Property Developer wrote:
Ruddy website Webbo. I'm knocking your place down too. And building a castle on top.
On 10 Sep 2009 at 4:51pm Mystic Mog wrote:
'Property Developer' I have just had permission to erect a string and scented candle factory in your garden. I have a large order from the Anchor for the candles and I anticipate a rush of orders from the expanded Tesco.
On 10 Sep 2009 at 4:55pm Property Developer wrote:
Right, where do you live Moggy? I need to stick my new Sewerage Works somewhere, and your street will do.
On 10 Sep 2009 at 5:30pm Mystic Mog wrote:
Same street as you.
On 10 Sep 2009 at 6:11pm Old Ted wrote:
Satire in Lewes Forum, whatever next? Very good. I like your 'Style' Property Developer.
On 10 Sep 2009 at 7:53pm Property Developer wrote:
Sorry, this should explain: ww etc.monopolycitystreets.com

Quiet at work today...
On 10 Sep 2009 at 10:01pm Smiler wrote:
Bloody DFLs think they own the place!
On 10 Sep 2009 at 10:19pm Property Developer wrote:
Sorry Smiler,
Frankly Keere Street was looking a little bit tired and we felt an injection of modernity through a combination of commercial and residential premises felt like the right thing to do at this juncture.
And I knocked your house down because I felt like it haha!!
On 10 Sep 2009 at 11:25pm Property Lad(der) wrote:
On 11 Sep 2009 at 9:07am BRIXTONBELLE wrote:
Smiler - DFL'S DO own the place !
On 11 Sep 2009 at 10:24am question wrote:
what does dfl mean?
On 11 Sep 2009 at 10:35am Oohh arr vicar wrote:
Don't Fit...Literally!
On 11 Sep 2009 at 11:05am Squidward wrote:
dfl means down from London!
On 12 Sep 2009 at 9:48am Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Thanks for the link to that site (monopolycitystreets.com).
The stadium gave me a good laugh!
On 12 Sep 2009 at 7:34pm Property Developer wrote:
Thanks Spinsts,

Do you have any suggestions for buildings/takeovers/factories/sewerage plants around town? I have money in my pocket and no common sense. This is realistic.
On 12 Sep 2009 at 7:45pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Here are some ideas,
- How about turning County Hall into a workhouse?
- Moving that nice little cinema in Uckfield to Lewes (North Street car park)?
- Revamp the exisiting police station?
- Squash (and burn) that wretched shed in the Gun Garden
- Flatten the hideously ugly timber clad monoliths in town (and their designers)
- Bring back Elphicks, Ransom's, Morrey's, Antique Emporium 2 and that wonderful bookshop that was on the corner of School Hill and Station Street?
- Bankrupt Flint and Wickle (with the silent F)
On 15 Sep 2009 at 11:25am Property Developer wrote:
Dear all,
I have endeavoured to buy Anchor Lane where I was hoping to erect a canoeing centre for dogs, with free valet parking and a large tree-lined picnic garden. However Barcombe and its environs is not for sale. Sorry.

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