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Singles scene in Lewes

On 2 Jan 2009 at 5:43pm Lorna Tow (Miss) wrote:
Hiya, I'm relatively new to Lewes and I have been trying to find out where the in-place is to meet other single people. I went to the "tongue and groove" the other night as it sounded promising but I did not find anyone to smooch with. Any suggestions as to where I should go?
On 2 Jan 2009 at 7:05pm cliffe thorburn wrote:
hi lorna
my single friend is visiting me tonight and we might go out for a drink. do you fancy meeting up somewhere? lansdowne or elephant and castle? ps how young are you? he is 38
On 2 Jan 2009 at 7:18pm Earl of Lewes wrote:
The 'in' place is Brighton.

Cliffe - I think Lorna might benefit from more information than 38 and single.

Does your friend bear any resemblance to the Elephant Man?

What's his height and waistline?

Is he in possession of a full set of limbs?

Has he ever had a girlfriend?

Is he interested in trains?

Does he pick his toenails in bed?

Is he solvent?

People like to know these things before a blind date

On 2 Jan 2009 at 7:25pm The Man in Q... wrote:
I am Cliffe's friend.....Bill Werbernick (I thought it was funny!)
I think the Q is, where in Lewes is worth going that people under the age of 50 hang out...I will answer any Q's Lorna asks.....& no I had nothing to do with his Q on here as I agree it is a tad 'vague' for the basis of a 'meet/date' !

On 2 Jan 2009 at 7:36pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Lorna - don't waste your time!
Earl of Lewes - your post stikes a chord - I now understand where I went wrong in life!!!
On 2 Jan 2009 at 8:17pm cliffe t wrote:
38 single and has his own biz
5ft 6inches. 32?
all limbs. in right places
a fair few
gets the fear on trains
no idea
see above and has sports car + 4x4 + mid life crisis ha ha

On 2 Jan 2009 at 11:05pm Lewes Laugher wrote:
I assume that having read this you are making plans to leave Lewes.
On 3 Jan 2009 at 11:21am Lorna wrote:
Thanks for your replies, although some of them do not appear helpful.
I'm 36 years old, work full time and like to think I have a GSOH. I'm going out with a friend this evening (she's also single) and we have been advised to go the the Gardeners in the Cliffe. Maybe run into you there?
On 3 Jan 2009 at 5:00pm cliffe t wrote:
Hi Lorna,
My friend is still here, can't get rid of him! (We went sea fishing today and froze our extremities off). I live round the corner from the Gardeners in Morris Road and we'll pop in there for a pint tonight. Apart from you we'll be the youngest people in there so you can't miss us. Ignore us if the littler one doesn't take your fancy. My wife will probably be with us.
On 3 Jan 2009 at 5:05pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Cliffe T - are you Lopster and I claim my £5?
On 3 Jan 2009 at 5:14pm cliffe t wrote:
No Spinster,
I'm Neil's friend, met you a few months ago. Obviously not called Cliffe tho...
On 3 Jan 2009 at 6:47pm Lopster wrote:
HA!! - your paranoia is taking over Spinster - look out! - I am behind you...
On 4 Jan 2009 at 11:23am gloria mundi wrote:
It's a long time since I was last single. What's with all this subterfuge? "Meet me at the Gardeners, I'm not the one with the carnation but my hair is lobend and my eyes are lube (anag)." I thought all you had to do these days was say: "Fancy a shag?" and that was all sorted. Or isn't it like they show it on telly?
On 4 Jan 2009 at 12:32pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
So did anyone meet and kiss Miss L Tow last night?
On 5 Jan 2009 at 12:18am Miss L Tow wrote:
they were all beneath me...
On 5 Jan 2009 at 1:51pm Slow Coach wrote:
Oh yes. I see what you've done there Lorna. Very clever ... and well spotted Spinster.
On 27 Jan 2014 at 10:57pm Michael wrote:
I am single
On 27 Jan 2014 at 11:07pm Michael wrote:
m8r-oqfc2@mailinator.com email me if you like Lorna
On 30 Nov 2018 at 8:59pm Dean wrote:
Hey still looking for a date

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