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Silliest joke of the week

 
 
On 24 May 2012 at 6:45am Pope wrote:
Two knights who were due to take part in a tournament overlaid and quickly went in pursuit of their comrades. They came across this woman and said ' excuse me fair maiden hast thou seen a band of worthy knights armour clad and tournament bound head this way, no sires she said, Thank you fair maiden and galloped on there way. Then they came across this old man and said ' excuse me peasant hast thou seen a band of worthy knights armour clad and tournament bound head this way, no sires. Thank you peasant and galloped on there way. Then they came across an inn and upon entering they said , excuse me innkeeper hast thou seen a band of worthy knights armour clad and tournament bound head this way. No sires he replied. The knights looked at each other and said in unison ' I wonder where the bloody hell they've gone.
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On 24 May 2012 at 3:12pm Teacher wrote:
My mate Gavin has just died from indegestion. Yes! Poor gavisgon.
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On 24 May 2012 at 7:13pm Sceptic wrote:
My mate married an Indian girl and every night he headbutts her, 9pm on the dot.
 
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On 24 May 2012 at 7:17pm >< wrote:
lewes scum
 
 
On 24 May 2012 at 8:45pm Teacher wrote:
Your pen name goes at the top.
 
 
On 24 May 2012 at 8:45pm Teacher wrote:
Your pen name goes at the top.
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On 25 May 2012 at 10:11am Headmaster wrote:
I think he call himself >< because that is what his eyes look like whilst he partakes in his favourite single handed hobby ?
 
 
On 2 Jun 2012 at 7:00am ffs wrote:
Crap joke and crap grammar Popey (are you the one on Towie?)


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