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Seasonal/amateur drinker

On 14 Dec 2017 at 9:44pm It's your round wrote:

I am pleased to be out again for the Christmas period.
You will find me in the wine isle, arm stretched out on back of trolley taking up as much space as possible. I'm looking at the wines with knowledge and insight.
I'm getting in the way of the serious drinkers who know what they want but I won't move, not an inch, in fact I will expand to take up more room so my knowledge of wine looks greater. I will then buy two bottles of Merlot to last the whole season and you won't see me till news years eve when I will puke on the kids and never drink again.....until next year.

On 14 Dec 2017 at 9:57pm Mrs Davis wrote:

It's your round wrote: "wine isle", does one get there by boat? "Aisle", oh the uneducated.

On 14 Dec 2017 at 10:04pm Mrs Davis'ss's, dog wrote:

^ sad

On 15 Dec 2017 at 6:45am Mr Davis wrote:

Get back in the kitchen where you belong

On 15 Dec 2017 at 7:04am Ah well, nice try wrote:

All that hard work writing such a witty post!
back of trolley - back of the trolley
isle - aisle
till - until
news - New
years - Year�s
There are useful free online tools that can really help you to get through this. Try Grammarly.
You�re welcome.

On 15 Dec 2017 at 5:45pm Mrs Davis wrote:

Again, it was not me who has posted on this thread!
However, I entirely agree with what the pretend Mrs Davis has written! I also agree with Ah Well Nice Try.
Can members please refrain from hijacking my name?

On 15 Dec 2017 at 8:32pm @Mrs Davis wrote:

I bet you agree Mrs Davies, because both comments are condescending and rude, I personally agree with Mr Davis post. How do you know that the person writing the post does not have learning difficulties or comes from a poor educational back ground, before you belittle them?

On 15 Dec 2017 at 9:53pm It's your round wrote:

Actually I wasjust a bit p(shed but it is always good to see the sanctimonious tw@ts out in full force. These types that offer nothing more than criticism and are no doubt sycophantic in there shallow lives.

On 15 Dec 2017 at 11:23pm Boozer wrote:

The Amateur Drinker in the pub asks for one drink at a time when buying a round... sending the bar staff back and forward, back and forward... while the rest of us stand there.