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Santa missing his sleigh

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On 8 Dec 2017 at 8:56pm Disappointed wrote:
What's going on?
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On 8 Dec 2017 at 9:44pm Confused wrote:
And Santa has apparently had a sex change! Our kiddo was not fooled. Shame to lose some of the magic
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On 8 Dec 2017 at 11:05pm Sleigh is broken wrote:
I have to say that Mrs Claus should of really donned a deeper voice when we spoke to her this evening with our son, when asked by us oh is it Mrs Christmas tonight? Yes it is because the sleigh was broken due to a lorry breakdown and Santa with the correct chromosome can not walk due to age so I said I step in was her reply, and this was in front of our son myself and my wife were so shocked that there wasn't even a ho ho ho in a deep voice she never even spoke to our son who was staring in dissapoinment up at her and came in afterwards and didn't mention it again where as in previous years he would talk about it for ages. So just a little note to the rotrary club kids look forward to a special visit from mr claus so can we try just a little bit harder next year.
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On 9 Dec 2017 at 10:49am Sleighed wrote:
Take me back 'ome - to Lapland. Cum on feel the Toyz
 
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On 10 Dec 2017 at 4:28pm Dick Fotherington-Leigh wrote:
How dare you all assume the gender of the person playing Father Christmas? They may well have identified as a man. And why must Father Christmas be male anyway?
 
 
On 10 Dec 2017 at 10:30pm Sleigh is broken wrote:
@dick......
Father(male)christmas=saint(male) Nicholas
Stop gender neutralizing facts!!!!!!
Father Christmas is a man not a woman end of story no argument needed!


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