I think Russian Cupid is a wonderful organisation. I had no idea that so many beautiful young women were attracted to overweight, balding, middle-aged men like me. After years of feeling invisible, I've got my mojo back. I'm now living with a lovely girl from Novgorod called Olga.
Only the other week, Olga said that she thought that she and I were soulmates and suggested that we should cement our love with a joint bank account - how romantic is that? She also mentioned something about upping my life insurance - it's so nice to have someone who really cares about me.
I worry about her health though. Every evening, around bedtime, she says that she has a terrible headache and goes to bed early. She seems particularly exhausted when she returns from one of her evening classes in Brighton - I didn't know they finished so late.
So all of you cynics can take a running jump. Olga loves me and says that she "Like big older men more than boys with no money." It's true love, all thanks to the internet.