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On 12 Aug 2010 at 9:03pm Peter B Ex Friars WalkR wrote:
Under the Trades Description Act I wish to apply to Adult Friend F for sending me what I can only describe as a Boris Yeltsin with lispstick. The lady (I use the term loosley) had the audacity to say I was looked more like a 60 year old than a 50 year old, well my dear I am 50 but have had a very exciting life, now go back to Regents Park and settle down. Moderate drinker told me all I needed to know, and frankly after 3 wivesd I can do without a strangers critical comments. They say the camera never lies, well I have news for you, it does. I am not shallow but I have been insulted beyond acceptance. Thank you friends of Lewes for taking the time to advise and guide me but alas some people are so a...ly retentive they do not know how to relax, she should have found a man to take her to Monks House for tea, I am Hunter S Thomspon of Lewes (area) so not her cup of tea, thank God.
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On 13 Aug 2010 at 10:18am Hoodie Hugger wrote:
Oh dear. Didn't go well then?
I wouldn't give up after only three dates - there's plenty more out there! (I hope. Or I'm stuffed myself)
 
 
On 13 Aug 2010 at 10:49am Peter B Ex Friars WalkR wrote:
No probs Hoodie, I am up and ready to get back in the race ha ha, like London buses, there will always be another!! Have 3 ex wives to prove it. All the best and enjoy this glorious sunny day. PS Between you and me, I have another lined up for Saturday.
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On 13 Aug 2010 at 10:58am 'ere be monsters wrote:
I fear that may not just be between you and Hoodie now!!
 
 
On 13 Aug 2010 at 11:45am Peter B Ex Friars WalkR wrote:
'ere be monsters You are all my dear friends, I have nothing to hide but my genius ha ha, all the best.
 
 
On 14 Aug 2010 at 10:28am Hoodie Hugger wrote:
Best of luck for this evening! Fingers crossed she's not another harpy, eh?
*will be checking tomorrow to see how it went*
 
 
On 14 Aug 2010 at 12:34pm Peter B Ex Friars WalkR wrote:
Cheers Hoodie. Just looking at a Thai translation site, I fear a language barrier ha ha, anyway many thanks for the good wishes, will report back and let you know how it went. Friend Nigel reckons the language barrier could be a bonus h aha Will also organise the Duncan eve, will be a blast!!
 
 
On 14 Aug 2010 at 12:55pm Peter B Ex Friars WalkR wrote:
คุณหนูของฉันแล้วคุณดูงดงาม,สิ่งที่จะคุณอยากดื่มอะไร I am in business Hoodie, catch you later.


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