There's a car driving around Lewes that's really p*ssing me off. It's a dark green Citroen Xantia with the front grill missing - the registrations begins S78. They play their music louder than any other car I've heard and it's really annoying.
The car seems to be owned by a couple in their 30s. They take it in turns to drive. They're not the most attractive couple in the world and the man really stinks - I stood behind him in the post office once and had to hold my breath. He's bald with, I think, a missing tooth. The woman needs to cut down on the cream buns. I think they live on the De Montfort estate.
What bothers me most of all, apart from their lack of consideration, is that there's a little girl in the back seat who must surely be slowly losing her hearing from being blasted by such a loud noise.
Does anyone know who they are?