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Poetry Corner

On 30 Aug 2008 at 1:38am Toque wrote:
This website should have some Lewes poetry, perhaps on its own page (I'm sure webby will oblige if we come up with some good stuff). Although I'm no poet, I'll get the ball rolling.
Norman Baker is my MP,
But he leaves me feeling empty.
'Cause his theories are full of conspiracy.
And he's a slaphead.
Can anyone do better?
On 30 Aug 2008 at 10:24am Old Git. wrote:
In the Poetry corner we have Toque,
Who's real name should really be Dork.
In the Angry corner we have Old Git,
The fight has started,
pinch, punch, spit.
A slap of heads!
Dorks hit the ground!
Oh what fun it is, to be Old Git.
On 30 Aug 2008 at 11:07am Lewesianne wrote:
This poem is dedicated to Bumface
Piss off Bollock Chops!
On 30 Aug 2008 at 11:10am FA wrote:
:-o .....Lewesianne, and i thought you were a nice laydeeeee
On 30 Aug 2008 at 11:18am big T wrote:
To market, to market went my bother jim
Somebody threw a tomato at him
Now some say tomatoes are soft to the skin
But this one just happened to be in a tin!!!
This is dedicated to Bill!!
On 30 Aug 2008 at 11:44am Lewesianne wrote:
There was a young man called FA
Who'd ignore me at school every day
but thanks to this site
I've now put things right
and now know that he's really OK!
On 30 Aug 2008 at 11:46am Lewesianne wrote:
Spinster, Spinster, so wise and so right
she brings to this forum, laughter and light
so when you've got questions you dont understand
just call on Spinster, she'll give you a hand
On 30 Aug 2008 at 11:54am Lewesianne wrote:
Webmaster watches, our daily edditions
see's all us people in all kinds of positions
Not silly, he knows when we use our false names
So be careful, he knows, you're just playing foolish games
On 30 Aug 2008 at 11:58am Lewesianne wrote:
She's sweet, she's funny and loves a good laugh
but if you upset her, then beware of her wrath
attempts to out wit her will simply not work
for Cliffe Bimbo, unlike her name, is certainly no berk!
On 30 Aug 2008 at 12:00pm Lewesianne wrote:
Looking on the bright side
Our Zola is a star
She lifts the mood when things go bad
a peacemaker by far
On 30 Aug 2008 at 12:00pm Lewesianne wrote:
Somebody stop me!!!
On 30 Aug 2008 at 12:06pm Lewesianne wrote:
The Tooth Fairy, Hmmm....what can I say
He's mean 'n dry 'n has his own way
Opinionated and determined, that his word must be heard
But i Do know him well so he's not really a turd!
On 30 Aug 2008 at 12:12pm Lewesianne wrote:
What ever happened to that outrageous chap
who likes to shock the nation
come back Mr Chav, we need a good laugh
you really were a sensation
On 30 Aug 2008 at 12:13pm Lewesianne wrote:
I'm bored of that now
On 30 Aug 2008 at 12:23pm FA wrote:
On 30 Aug 2008 at 4:25pm dats wrote:
lol, go girl...
On 30 Aug 2008 at 7:51pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Hoorah. hoorah for Lewesianne,
What a great asset she is to her man,
Compassionate and witty all rolled into one,
I bet all the boys want to pinch her bum!
On 30 Aug 2008 at 8:11pm Bumface wrote:
There was an old bird from Pinner,
Who was always to busy to cook dinner,
She'd sit on her bed,
Post another boring thread,
Why, it must be C***** S******
Beat that!
On 30 Aug 2008 at 9:16pm zola wrote:
I like being a peacemaker...Better than inane and tedious. Thanks Lewesianne.Xx
On 30 Aug 2008 at 9:52pm Lewesianne wrote:
Piss off Ady!
On 30 Aug 2008 at 10:38pm Smiler wrote:
Piss off Bumface
On 31 Aug 2008 at 9:49pm Chav wrote:
I'm not coming back until "I don't like Seaford anymore" does. Anyway Lewes's'easy'Anne, if you want shocking, pop round my pad. I'll even shake my bottom sheet out of the window first. You see, I know how to treat a chick.
On 31 Aug 2008 at 10:35pm Lewesianne wrote:
Chav, I wouldnt like to think what state your bottom sheet is in. Your Gran has probobly given up trying to peel it off your mattress to wash it. Its good to see you on the bottom of all the threads so I guess you're back!
On 31 Aug 2008 at 11:15pm Chav wrote:
I haven't been anywhere my little love puff. Its just whoevers wireless I was latching onto, put a password on it the b*****ds. Never mind. Someone else has just signed up. I'm not far from the nick. Its not them is it?
On 1 Sep 2008 at 11:14am PC Plod wrote:
Naff off Chav your stealing our bandwidth! its slowing down our paper work and we can't get out and do some real police work. like arresting you!!!

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