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Penis survey

On 6 Jun 2010 at 9:02am Jonnyboy wrote:
Recently, a professor has found that there are 2 sizes of penis in the UK among men. There are those who fall into the 'normal size' and those who are 'less than 2 inches when erect'. To help with his research, the professor has appealed for those with extremely small penises to make themselves known over the next 6 weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from either their cars or house. Thankyou
On 6 Jun 2010 at 11:06am Decent Citizen wrote:
Ha! Ha! Well done jonnyboy.
On 6 Jun 2010 at 10:32pm NCG wrote:
mine is most certainly not considered 'normal size'. but then again.....i am not from your side of the pond, nor am i considered 'male'. but what the hey! being as i am considered quite a good sport, i shall place the white flag with a red cross aside my house. anything for the betterment of Lewes, says i! a round of pints for the less endowed at Harvey's on my tab!!! RULE BRITTANIA
On 7 Jun 2010 at 7:03am tiddler wrote:
Oh dear, looks like i've got a small penis then. Considdering it's virtually redundant these days, i'd rather adorn my house in the St George flag.
Get a life johhnyboy, it's all about having a bit of fun and restoring a bit of national pride. If you have a problem with that, may i suggest you emmigrate. Iran sounds like a nice place for you.
On 7 Jun 2010 at 11:19am Treacle wrote:
*titters* everytime I see a flag of St George I will think of this and chuckle.
On 7 Jun 2010 at 12:21pm Mystic Mog wrote:
If we had national pride we would not be selling off industries and companies, Cadbury for example. To me the world cup, to us, is just faux nationalism and a waste of money.
On 7 Jun 2010 at 12:39pm Clifford wrote:
Funnily enough, one of the questions in a quiz entitled 'Are you common?' on the capitalists@work website is 'Do you have an England flag hanging from a bedroom window?'
On 7 Jun 2010 at 5:18pm Toque wrote:
And anyone with an extremely large penis should fly two flags from their car, right?
On 7 Jun 2010 at 6:14pm Rookie wrote:
Absolutely. That's why I have three flags........
On 8 Jun 2010 at 8:09am Treacle wrote:
You may have misread it..instead of it postulating you have a big penis, it may really have said you're a big penis...hehehe xx

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