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Parking in the event of a terrorist attack.

 
 
On 26 Jul 2004 at 11:00am beatpod9 wrote:
Is anyone else concerned that the new parking regulations don't appear to have any contingency in place, in the event of a terrorist attack?
This is a genuine question, as I am very concerned about whether the international media will have adequate free parking. This could reduce the quality of reporting as editors enforce reductions in expense claims.
Has Safeways run out of water, beans and candles yet?
 
 
On 26 Jul 2004 at 11:04am Smiler wrote:
No but they're getting pretty low on chocolate hobnobs.
Good point, well made tho' there's also the earthquake question which has been troubling me too.
 
 
On 26 Jul 2004 at 1:19pm More Tea Vicar? wrote:
I have just bought all the tins of baked beans from both Tesco's and Safeways... so don't bother looking.
BEWARNED
A severe gas attack is forecast in the Lewes area at aprox 7am tomorrow morning.
Casualties are expected.
Keep all doors and windows firmly closed... and don't forget to get "Tiddles" in.
Stay calm.
Remember to sit under the kitchen table and tune in to Radio 4.
Do not move until the "All Clear" is announced at aprox 7.10am.
HM Government thanks you for your co-operation.
A "How to Survive" booklet will be shoved through your door next month.
PhilX
 
 
On 27 Jul 2004 at 12:43am me wrote:
you are cool.
 
 
On 27 Jul 2004 at 10:00am Smiler wrote:
Thanks very much
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On 27 Jul 2004 at 10:17am Mystic mog wrote:
I am sure under such trying times it would be recommended to eat passing traffic wardens.


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