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On 26 Jul 2012 at 1:56pm Mannings Ghost wrote:
A white man in a pub tells a joke about a black man.
The land lord says:
"You'll have to leave sir coz what you just said was racist like"
The man says:
"I'm not a f**king racist, one of my best friends is a ni**er"
I thank you.
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On 26 Jul 2012 at 2:00pm RR wrote:
Very funny Padster...
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On 26 Jul 2012 at 2:05pm Dave wrote:
Does that even qualify as a joke?
 
 
On 26 Jul 2012 at 4:12pm padster wrote:
Nothing to do with me.....I never post under other names.....padster
why would you even think it was me ??
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On 26 Jul 2012 at 4:30pm stig of the dump wrote:
What a cheeky monkey.
 
 
On 26 Jul 2012 at 6:57pm luddite wrote:
pratt
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On 26 Jul 2012 at 11:23pm expat two wrote:
Q. How do you know if a Conservative politician is lying?
A. His mouth is open
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On 28 Jul 2012 at 10:09am Sussex Jim wrote:
Expat two's joke is politically incorrect- in that he has the incorrect party.
When Gordon Brown finished as leader, the Labour party decided to honour him in some way. One suggestion was to name a locomotive after him. A delegation then visited a heritage railway, where one of them said "How about that big green one over there?" A railway enthusiast replied "No! You can't rename that one, it's the famous Flying Scotsman" The Labour man replied "But it would be so easy. All we would have to do would be to paint out the F!"
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On 31 Jul 2012 at 1:38am expat two wrote:
Oh yes, that's right I was forgetting - Conservatives have only ever been a party of honest, upstanding incorruptibles. Never lied in office, never fiddled tax returns, never fiddled work expenses, never been sent down for perjury, etc.


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