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Noisy cats!

 
 
On 13 Mar 2011 at 8:34am Guido wrote:
Any one else get fed up with wailing cats in the middle of the night? Live in old malling way area and it's now a regular nightly occurrence. As summer approaches I wish to have my windows open during the night.

Keep your cats in at might please!!!!
 
 
On 13 Mar 2011 at 9:31am Short fuse wrote:
I'll keep my cat in when you stop keeping me awake with fireworks for 3 months of the year.
 
 
On 13 Mar 2011 at 10:35am Guido wrote:
Then I just might start using my fireworks to shut them up then!
 
 
On 13 Mar 2011 at 12:31pm comedy corner wrote:
Little Johnny runs indoors.
"i just stuck a banger up a cats a***"
"Tut Tut, its not a***, its Rectum, Johnny! "
"Rectum? Oh yes it blew him apart!"
 
 
On 13 Mar 2011 at 5:28pm Detterant wrote:
Tried using a cat detterant? like those high pitched noise things???
Or do as we do an use water pistols!
 
 
On 13 Mar 2011 at 5:37pm Hells Belle wrote:
I tried a couple of the sonic cat scarers, the first one got stolen out of my front garden, I suspect by one of my cat loving neighbours! After seeing a cat sitting in front of the replacement staring at it with a quizzical look, I have come to the conclusion they don't work. I will this year be resorting to other methods to stop those filthy animals crapping on my vegetables!
 
 
On 13 Mar 2011 at 6:23pm Fritz wrote:
That's the noise cats make when they are having a good time. Perhaps they are choosing to do it outside your houses in the vain hope that you do the same.....
 
 
On 13 Mar 2011 at 6:25pm Fritz wrote:
Waaaaaaaaail. Oh yeah baby!
 
 
On 13 Mar 2011 at 6:39pm A Nal wrote:
Glad to see that others in this forum share my interest. Why does no one else like to talk about poo?
I have a whole collection of turdies in a draw. If anyone would like to come round and see them.
I only keep the best ones. Just a thought.
 
 
On 14 Mar 2011 at 7:22am me wrote:
what a load of crap


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