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Nigel's joke for today... Warning - Not very PC

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On 22 Sep 2011 at 11:08am Peter Byron wrote:
Paddy goes into a bar and orders 4 Whiskeys, 3 pints, 2 Gin and Tonics and a bag of crisps. Barman says, "Would you like a tray?" Paddy says. " Jesus, don't ya tink I have enough to carry". Have a good day Lewes folks. Peter.
 
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On 22 Sep 2011 at 1:25pm Chubby Brown wrote:
This black fella with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar...oh...hang on...
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On 22 Sep 2011 at 6:53pm Peter O'Byron wrote:
As I am from a long line of good Irish Stock (Cork) we like the Irish jokes Chubby! In the words of that great woman Madonna, Political Correctness has taken the place of honesty! Was your book a failure Chubby, did the publishers pulp it my friend? My dear friend in Publishing gives me the inside news. As son says, nuff said, off to grill my Lamb Chops. Best to all, Peter.
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On 22 Sep 2011 at 6:57pm Shaymus wrote:

Old McDonald had dyslexia, E S P Q O.
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On 22 Sep 2011 at 7:02pm Shaymus wrote:

Dear Peter, I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork...
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On 22 Sep 2011 at 7:03pm Peter O'Byron wrote:
Shaymus, that did make me smile! PB Hope the local Farmers so not take offence though ha ha???


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