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New Year

 
 
On 23 Nov 2008 at 9:12pm Mr Bone wrote:
Where is a good place to go for the big night out? A good nosh (Now I don't mean a some slapper down the Rainbow)
 
 
On 24 Nov 2008 at 8:24am Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
Stay at home, well away from the once-a-year drinkers who'll be packing out the pubs and puking on the High Street.
Have some friends round and cook something nice. You'll be able to do what you like, even have a cig after dinner if you want. Much better than going out imo.
 
 
On 24 Nov 2008 at 8:28am Humbug. wrote:
I am going to hide throughout Christmas and the New Year,as I always do.
I have asked all my family not to buy me presents this year.I have cancelled Christmas....I am skint.
 
 
On 24 Nov 2008 at 12:55pm UltimateNewYearGuide wrote:
A) Fly Concorde and celebrate new year over and over in differnt timezones like Cliffe, Ringmer, Rodmell, Kingston and finally join the crowds at the stroke of midnight back in Lewes.
B) Have a cheesy 70s Fondue party. Staff at 'Cheese Please' is happy to advise. Don't forget the Abba CD.
C) Spend it outside this country because no one here really knows how to celebrate New Year. I suggest North Korea.
D) If you ask this question because you're single, go on speed dates BEFORE New Years eve - the period leading up to Christmas is a very good time for such activities as emotional desperation runs high and even the beautiful disadvantaged stand a fair chance - to ensure you're not alone.
E) Stay in, watch 'In Search Of A Midnight Kiss' followed by Jools Holland. This might tip you over the edge though.
 
 
On 25 Nov 2008 at 8:57am Angry of Lewes (Retd) wrote:
Well UNYG - I feel the need to comment, in order:-
A) Concorde no longer flys
B) An Option
C) North Korea do not celebrate the same way or time as us
D) Most appropriate in m-m-my c-c-case b-but as you s-s-s-see I h-h-have a t-t-t-errible st-st-stammer ans speed datig is NOT therefore an option either
E) Jools Holland - an option (same as last 15 years)
So that gives B) or E)
I have neither Fondue pot nor forks ("party" for one person??)
Jools Holland here I come

(sniffs)


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