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On 23 Jan 2017 at 11:28am Steven Cooper wrote:
Hello. i'm in my mid 30's well built male, will be staying at Premier Inn in all this week in lewes, happy to accommodate or come to you. looking for a female any age to give a massage or receive a massage from.
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 11:53am Doris wrote:
Do I need to bring my own mug to put my teeth in?
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 1:26pm Fifi wrote:
I work out of room 115, please knock me up.
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 1:28pm Rodney Trembler wrote:
You don't mean that, Fifi. You mean "knock on my door"
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 1:48pm Steven cooper wrote:
Fifi
You work out of room 115 at Premier Inn?
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 1:49pm Fifi wrote:
Only weekdays
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 1:52pm steven cooper wrote:
What do you do for a living
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 1:56pm Fifi wrote:
I'm a computer programmer
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 1:58pm steven cooper wrote:
Wow. Ok Will knock on your door when i'm free
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 3:01pm Bob wrote:
I used to work with a Steven Cooper. His wife didn't know he smoked. He carried around a Louis Vuitton briefcase and the only things in it were a bottle of aftershave and some extra strong mints.
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 3:13pm Not Bob wrote:
I once got threatened by a recruitment agent "Ben Cooper", I lived in Henfield at the time and was going for a Job interview in Eastbourne, got as far as Lewes and called him to say I wouldn't make the interview as I had zero intention of doing that drive every day. Seems he really wanted me to go to the point he threatened me if I didn't, I laughed and told him he has my address, never showed up on my door though
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 4:03pm Lee Cooper wrote:
Perhaps it's in the jeans.
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 4:52pm Lee Viestrauss wrote:
Yer man's just a gusset sniffer.
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 5:06pm Cooper Clarke wrote:
The fast fingers, the expert eyes
And the same old 'how'd you do'
Disgust is just his dumb disguise
He wants a word with you
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 6:31pm Dale Cooper wrote:
Damn fine coffee.
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 6:33pm Poopers Cooper wrote:
Bag o Sh#te
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On 23 Jan 2017 at 8:56pm Mrs cooper wrote:
Look he's my husband and this is the third time he's done sort of thing. He posts, thinks it's funny and I cry. I am leaving you this time Steven. Or is it Stephenie? That's what you ask them to call you isn't it? Stephenie!
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On 24 Jan 2017 at 7:31am Lenny Henry wrote:
Katanga Mrs. Cooper. Well we do have a TV in every room, and fast broad band connection.
 
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On 24 Jan 2017 at 4:08pm The Real Fifi wrote:
I am the real Fifi- someone has taken my moniker !


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