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Man found dead in the Ouse

On 14 Mar 2012 at 6:05pm Smiler wrote:
A 60 year old man dressed entirely in black has been found dead in the Ouse near Hamsey

A Police spokesperson said: "We havenā??t yet identified the man. He was dressed head to toe in black and we hope people may have seen him in the Lewes area in the days before his death.
We are investigating the circumstances of his death, which we are not treating as suspicious.
Anyone who believes they saw the man in recent days should contact Sussex Police on 101 quoting serial 0271 of 13th March or the independent charity Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111."
On 14 Mar 2012 at 10:19pm Screaming J wrote:
If they haven't identified him, how do they know he is 60?
On 15 Mar 2012 at 6:59pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
Cut him in half and counted the rings?
On 16 Mar 2012 at 12:14am Countryman wrote:
He`s just been identified as the South East`s leading Johnny Cash impersonator.He was apparently suffering from a burning ring of fire after a particulalyr fiery curry and jumped into the Ouse to cool off!
On 16 Mar 2012 at 4:29pm observer wrote:
Good God you are a sick lot.
On 18 Mar 2012 at 5:25pm snake hips wrote:
His last words were like so many other floaters gurgle gurgle gurh.

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