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On 2 May 2012 at 11:41am Jungen_Müller wrote:
I recently lost my dear ferret Alan, and I am extremely saddened. He was the most dashing slender ferret I have yet owned, as I have previously lost 3 other of my babies to this god forsaken town. Many of my friends have also have had ferrets stolen repeatedly, and I propose that some monsterous person is behind this, a serial ferret-napper if you will.
If you are intrested by this please support the hunt for this evil scum of a human being.
 
 
On 2 May 2012 at 11:47am barry chapman wrote:
This is horrible. Last week i had a guinea pig stolen from me. I know it's not the same as losing a ferret, but it still hurt. I now spend hours sitting outside it's hutch sobbing crying "Tiggles. come back." We need to form a vigilante mob and track down this mendacious knave.
 
 
On 2 May 2012 at 11:48am Casandra Burke wrote:
Oh my god I thought it was only me, all my friends thought I was having some kind of mental breakdown, I am very interested to find out who this man is.
 
 
On 2 May 2012 at 11:50am seXXyBBZxxx wrote:
this is gay
 
 
On 2 May 2012 at 7:24pm bastian wrote:
oh dear, a homophobic troll!
go and look at porn if you are bored, or can't you get it round your parents filter.
 
 
On 2 May 2012 at 7:27pm gottle o geer wrote:
I'd run out of ferrets too, but found them 4 for £5.50 in tesco. lovely stuff
 
 
On 2 May 2012 at 10:14pm RandyBK wrote:
Alas, I am also missing a pet. Oh Jerry, you poor misunderstood chinchilla!
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On 2 May 2012 at 10:18pm Jonny Hillman wrote:
This could well be a joke thread or whatever, but I this week I did indeed have my Mink stolen. Most people are naive to Minks, but they are truely lovely animals-they resemble ferrets in appearance, yet differ with a warm, kind personality. I was most upset to see my Mink gone. His name was Brian.
If this is serious, I am most willing to help.
 
 
On 2 May 2012 at 11:23pm the old mayor wrote:
Maybe everyone in town should check their trousers for lost Ferrets, Minks and Guinea Pigs. Lets all hope they are found ! ROFL
 
 
On 2 May 2012 at 11:53pm the_bacon_revolution wrote:
Bruv, I ate it. Sorry.
 
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On 3 May 2012 at 12:02am paddy_h wrote:
ahhh it was i, paddy underscore h who stole your ferret... he was very useful during my wednesday night feltching session...


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