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On 13 Jun 2014 at 1:48pm scribe wrote:
Can we write a sitcom, one line at a time? Worth a try. (No trolls or digs that are too nasty) Here we go:
Lewes Lawyer walking up High Street in Medieval garb: Oh no I'm late! I wanted to join the procession down the high street but I got the date and directions from the Sussex Express. [Walks into Brewers Arms for refreshment]
Take it from there!
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 2:41pm Eccles wrote:
Eccles says hello don't i know you from somewhere ,
 
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 3:49pm bastian wrote:
Yeah! I work in the local cake factory.
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 4:19pm 8 miles from home wrote:
Fairy?
 
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 4:28pm Kettle wrote:
The door swung open. Kettle stood in the doorway, framed by the sunlight. She was the most beautiful woman Eccles had ever seen.
'Who are you calling a fairy?' she said.
 
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 4:42pm Kettle wrote:
It was then that they noticed the gun in her hand.
 
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 4:52pm trooper wrote:
Do not worry said the "Fairy" its only plastic.
 
 
On 13 Jun 2014 at 4:59pm Historian wrote:
Then the landlord shouted "Get outtah mah Pub ! And stop waving that thing around, you are beginning to wake up my regulahs !"
The strange smell lingered like a heavy smog going completely unnoticed amongst the seated men.
 
 
On 13 Jun 2014 at 6:10pm Sweeney wrote:
A beat up old Cortina screeches to a halt outside the pub..."your nicked sunny boy. We've got you bang to rights you slag"
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 6:28pm A wrote:
Said the local pcso, the cars on its way out can you give me a push?
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 6:55pm cliffecat wrote:
Then Tristan black swaggered past sweating and straining in his suit, bashing eccles whilst rubbing himself up against his finacial times... clear the way old chaps I have twine in my briefcase and Im going to.....
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 7:07pm Sussex Jim wrote:
Historian: Mr.Eccles does not smell that bad. And he insists on the door being open to dispel any smog. And there is no landlord- a matriarcal dynasty now runs the excellent pub.
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 7:29pm Knob end wrote:
Well done Jim you really pi55ed on that ,
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 7:42pm scribe wrote:
Adverts: Come to the Brewers Arms - excellent food and beer (music diddly diddly dee)
Now - what happened next to Tristan black and his twiny briefcase...?
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 7:51pm Ageing Hippy wrote:
Meanwhile in the front bar of the Rainbow , Mo ( Moriarty ) was holding his breath , he had to visit the Gent`s and it was the only safe way to withstand the incredible ransidity from the slab - enough to soften the paint on the inside of the door and cause the strange graffiti to assume Dali like features
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On 13 Jun 2014 at 9:56pm scribe wrote:
Eccles rushed in - coughing and wiping the tears from his eyes. Tristan Black has tied the regulars to the bar in the Brewers with really expensive string!! He's put a keg of gunpowder at one end and he's threatening to light the other!
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On 14 Jun 2014 at 7:36am Critic wrote:
We regret to announce there will be no further episodes of the Lewes sitcom as the audience has died of boredom.
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On 14 Jun 2014 at 10:21am Teenager wrote:
Oh well, that's Lewes for you.
 
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On 14 Jun 2014 at 12:32pm cliffecat wrote:
Ha ha scribe !!!
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On 14 Jun 2014 at 1:33pm Martin Ames wrote:
What a sad response to an excellent idea by Scribe - but, hey, who needs anything challenging?
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On 14 Jun 2014 at 2:52pm scribe wrote:
Thanks to all the true literary geniuses who joined in. And back to commenting on Bill's and the council's dodgy behaviour with the cinema. Big luvvie kiss.
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On 14 Jun 2014 at 5:06pm cliffecat wrote:
Was funny, anyway Tritan Black had to get to his lover with his leftover artisan twine, she was waiting with her old holborn bikni like in her wickle eco knickers !
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On 16 Jun 2014 at 2:06pm Town Flyer wrote:
Nobody had realised that Tristan Black was a northerner and he said he had t' wine in his briefcase, not in fact a useful and very strong gardening string but a very nice bottle of red..
 
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On 16 Jun 2014 at 5:32pm Blofeld`s Cat wrote:
cliffecat WTF are you on about , even in catspeak I can`t make head nor tail of it


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