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Lewes Night Nurse Licensing Law - 'TTL' in swing

On 21 Jan 2009 at 10:03am Sandal Twitter wrote:
Once upon a time, I did dare to ask the Pharmacist at Boots for some Night Nurse after Boots official closing. There it was the bottle in full sight; I could have just grabbed it regardless of the consequences but manflu had the upper hand and I was too weak. To my surprise I had to learn from the friendly Pharmacist that it cannot be sold after hours as the license with Boots ties their hands. My brain shut down and I fainted from so much logic whilst my last words were..but its medicine.. . When I regained consciousness I dragged myself around the local markets in hope to find what I desired. Unfortunately I didn't and had to go all the way to ASDA in Hollingbury where I found and was given the Holy Grail against man flu. With manflu at a very advanced stage (the stage where you can't be bothered to do the washing up) I asked for two bottles just to be on the safe side. At first they were hesitant as of some obscure dispensing law but when I mumbled 'Lewes' with my last breath my pockets were stuffed with bottles. I remember their pitiful faces to this day. What is a four minute walk turned into a sightseeing tour of local supermarkets and a 15 mile carbon footprint. There you go TTL. Please accept my apologies, ignorance and unfamiliarity with shamanic rituals. I'm sure one of the 1001 alternative medicine, wool, marmite and useless stuff shops would have stretched out their helping and (Lewes) pound grabbing hand if I had worn the right kind of sandals.
On 21 Jan 2009 at 11:27am Ivan Ellavanich wrote:
Why didn't you just go to Boots earlier you hot lemon
On 24 Jan 2009 at 1:18pm Pearlie wrote:
He had MAN FLU. Are you female, do you not understand??

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