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On 13 Dec 2011 at 8:19pm Plumpton Man wrote:
Have just seen a lady driving down the road with a dog on her lap looking over the top of the steering wheel. And you thought mobile phones were dangerous.
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On 13 Dec 2011 at 8:43pm jonnyboy wrote:
Let's hope it's not her guide dog!
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On 13 Dec 2011 at 8:46pm padster wrote:
was there any evidence the dog had been drinking?
 
 
On 13 Dec 2011 at 8:51pm Decent Citizen wrote:
No,it was her lap dog!
 
 
On 13 Dec 2011 at 8:59pm Decent Citizen wrote:
When police stopped the lady,
she looked kind of crazy,
but had to agree,when her dog needs a pee,
it"quicker to drive,
with the dog on her knee.
the dogs name is Clive.
HE DRIVES BETTER WHEN PISSED!
 
 
On 13 Dec 2011 at 9:11pm Decent Citizen wrote:
When the case came to court,
with the dog she"d just bought,
He"s a dog with strong will,
so let him take the wheel,
the judge he could see,
WAS A BETTER DRIVER THAN SHE!
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On 13 Dec 2011 at 9:13pm Decent Citizen wrote:
On a serious note,stupid woman!
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On 13 Dec 2011 at 9:16pm jonnyboy wrote:
Rover drivers!!!
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On 13 Dec 2011 at 9:35pm Dingo wrote:
No it was a Houndai apparently.
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On 13 Dec 2011 at 9:54pm jonnyboy wrote:
With paw assisted steering
 
 
On 14 Dec 2011 at 2:44am Dingo wrote:
For poodling along I suppose?
 
 
On 14 Dec 2011 at 11:26am Cliffite wrote:
sure it wasn't a Daishihtzu?
 
 
On 14 Dec 2011 at 1:22pm me wrote:
Did it have ABS actual bags of sausages?
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On 14 Dec 2011 at 1:41pm padster wrote:
on a serious note this is dangerous driving , it should give us all paws for thought....
 
 
On 14 Dec 2011 at 2:42pm Rover wrote:
Humans, your jokes are a bit rough on us dogs, you're all barking, yo can whistle for an apology from us canines, I'm going for a walkies to calm down, ease up on us chum.......... ad nauseam.
Sorry, too much caffeine today!
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On 17 Dec 2011 at 7:35pm mickyboy wrote:
highway code requires all animals to be properly secured in the vehicle. still as a nation of dog lovers we know best, hate to see the effect of a large dog flying forward from the back of a car in an RTA especially when little prince and princess were in their kiddy seats


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