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On 12 Oct 2005 at 11:29pm JOKER OF LEWES[AND THERES PLENTY OF THEM!] wrote:
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEN AN ESKIMO AND A NUBIAN SLAVE?
ONE IS A FRIGID MIDGET WITH A RIGID DIGIT AND THE OTHER IS A MASSIVE VASSEL WITH A FLACID TASSEL!
 
 
On 12 Oct 2005 at 11:30pm IHATECHAV wrote:
I THINK CHAV IS THE *UCKING JOKE!
 
 
On 12 Oct 2005 at 11:36pm PARANOID OF LEWES wrote:
STOP PERSECUTING POOR CHAV!
 
 
On 12 Oct 2005 at 11:41pm JOSHUA wrote:
DONALD RUMSFELT... Mr President, we lost three Brazilians today in Irak!
George... How much is three Brazilians?
 
 
On 13 Oct 2005 at 8:39am me wrote:
Kate moss was at a celeb party when she bumped into Jeremy Clarkson. "Hi" Says kate "What do you do?". I do top gear says Jeremy. Superb, I'll have four grams then replies kate.
 
 
On 9 Nov 2005 at 8:49pm lopster wrote:
Went to a zoo the other day.
Only one animal there.
It was a dog.
It was a Sh1tzhu.


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