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L'Artisan carpentry

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On 2 Jun 2016 at 10:05am mark jefferson wrote:
Would anyone have a contact number for this business run by Kristian Dean?
Many thanks
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On 2 Jun 2016 at 3:02pm Pretentious, moi? wrote:
As if having the word 'artisan' isn't poncy enough, he's gone one step further and Frenchified it. Sacre blue!
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On 2 Jun 2016 at 3:15pm L'bellend wrote:
Pretentious on two levels.
How very Lewes
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On 2 Jun 2016 at 3:31pm Inspector clouseau wrote:
Ohhhhh secret bleu indeed. What a cheeky minky.

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On 2 Jun 2016 at 4:16pm TIm wrote:
Ha Ha you couldn't make it up. His previous company was Construction Francais Ltd.
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On 2 Jun 2016 at 4:19pm Kristian wrote:
Je suis un constructeur.
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On 2 Jun 2016 at 5:52pm fin de cloche wrote:
'bateur, n'est ce pas?
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On 2 Jun 2016 at 7:04pm PG tips chimp wrote:
Aves-vous un cuppa?
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On 2 Jun 2016 at 7:13pm Clifford wrote:
You have to admire their spirit though, don't you? Adopting such a pretentious name in a place like Lewes, where piss-taking is one of the things that makes us what we are.
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On 2 Jun 2016 at 8:44pm customer wrote:
The French name comes because I think he lived in France a long time. He did some really excellent work for us and is a nice bloke. I am beginning to feel a bit grubby reading this forum.
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On 2 Jun 2016 at 9:45pm Has it coming wrote:
He may be good at what he does but thoroughly deserves a good p1ss taking for that name
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On 3 Jun 2016 at 10:33am Clifford wrote:
customer wrote: 'The French name comes because I think he lived in France a long time.'

I wonder if there's a French carpenter who lived in England, now working in France, who calls himself 'Cockney Geezer'? I somehow doubt it. That's what we mean by pretentious.
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On 3 Jun 2016 at 11:06am Karen Carpenter wrote:
Please book me for all your carpentry work. Myself and my brother Richard have set up a very new business just behind Homebase. In fact it's so new we've decided to name it "We've only just begun". Rather apt and not even a smidgen pretentious. I'm really excited about our new venture, you could say I'm on top of the world.
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On 3 Jun 2016 at 1:33pm Knock on Wood wrote:
The best handymen's van I've heard of read: "Patel Brothers - You tried the cowboys, now try the Indians."
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On 3 Jun 2016 at 8:13pm mark jefferson wrote:
Kristian - if that's you, please get in touch mate
Customer - could you advise his business contact number please?
Many thanks
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On 8 Jun 2016 at 10:40am andymac wrote:
If you still need it, it's 07805 689490 / lartisan@hotmail.co.uk. Saw his van in town.
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On 28 Mar 2019 at 3:59pm Despairing wrote:
I'd rather have a grumpy bloke that does a good job. He was engaged to do a major piece of work for me, farmed most of it out unsupervised and I have had to have other people in since to sort out problems including water leaking behind the tiles where they had 'forgotten' to use silicone. I could give you a phone number but it was hard work getting a response.


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