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On 1 Mar 2018 at 1:10pm The Snowman wrote:
Recently my son had his cock crushed by a snowball in crossfire between 10 adults. Recommend any places to get a replacement?
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On 1 Mar 2018 at 1:47pm Rodin wrote:
There is on on my Thinker statue.
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On 1 Mar 2018 at 2:01pm Like father like son wrote:
That must have been a very lucky shot!
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On 1 Mar 2018 at 2:02pm Captain obvious wrote:
Just make another, there's still plenty of snow about.
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On 1 Mar 2018 at 2:03pm Just Saying wrote:
Try the chicken shop?
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On 1 Mar 2018 at 3:05pm Julie H wrote:
Seriously, did it really crush his cock? That must have been painful. I got a tennis ball in my honey pot once and that was sooooooo painful
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On 1 Mar 2018 at 3:08pm Confused wrote:
Mr Snowman, as Captain obvious says, why not just pickup some snow and make your son (Master Snowman) a new one?
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On 1 Mar 2018 at 10:31pm The Snowman wrote:
It's all good I sold my son to a dodgy man for a fiver saying 'he' was a girl. When life gives you lemons make lemonade.


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