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Jimmy Saville Jokes

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On 29 Oct 2012 at 4:50pm Ducatipete wrote:
Where are they?
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On 29 Oct 2012 at 5:51pm Ben wrote:
Absolutely disgusting to think anyone would be prepared to make light of the Saville saga.
However i did notice on a recent trip to McDonalds, the new McSaville sandwich........84 year old meat between two 13 year old Baps.
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On 29 Oct 2012 at 6:41pm Local wrote:
How old is Jimmy Saville's latest girlfriend?
Now ten, now ten
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On 29 Oct 2012 at 6:44pm Myself and wrote:
I saw Rolf Harris in town the other day, I strolled over and said Hi Rolf , I remember you when you did 2 little boys. Bugger off he replied, that was Jimmy Saville
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On 29 Oct 2012 at 7:09pm Geoff Paddle wrote:
There was a picture on the news showing 3 of his victims with smaller photos of how they looked in the 1970s.
The caption read "Now Then Now Then Now Then"
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On 29 Oct 2012 at 7:43pm jonnyboy wrote:
All this furore about Jimmy Savile. I still have happy memories of when he fixed it for me to milk a cow while blindfolded...................
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On 29 Oct 2012 at 8:02pm Disgusting of Tonbridge wrote:
"Hi there guys and gals and welcome to Top of the Pops.
In at thirteen ... me ... Jimmy Savile"
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On 29 Oct 2012 at 8:06pm Geoff Paddle wrote:
I've heard Jeremy Beadle has been implicated in it, apparently he had a small hand in it
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On 29 Oct 2012 at 11:27pm Bloke 2 wrote:
Eric Clapton was on 6 Music earlier saying how Savile's career really kicked off during 1967 whilst backstage at Top of the Pops when he introduced Cream to the Small Faces
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 10:51am cool bean wrote:
I heard jimmy savilles family removed his tomb stone as a sign of respect. All the left was a small hole with no bush around it - just as he would have loved!!
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 11:14am london Exile wrote:
A very sad indictment on our society when people feel perfectly free to make light of paedophilia , yet if i were to post a joke which right on middle class lewes liberals deemed "racist" , you'd be screaming from the rooftops with self righteous indignation.
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 11:45am Old Cynic wrote:
Pathetic Try growing up...
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 11:54am cool bean wrote:
and........?
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 11:54am cool bean wrote:
and........?
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 1:02pm The silent majority wrote:
London exile, why dont you take your holier than though attitude, shove it right up your a**e and f**k off while you're doing it.
People joking about the horrific realities of life is a small part of how us normal people cope with it all.
Do not try and compare it to racism, it isn't comparable in any way.
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 2:38pm Johnathan wrote:
That Jimmy Savile was a right w*nker. I got into an argument with him a couple of years ago and all he could come back with was, 'I shagged your Mum.'
Impossible. My Mum hasn't been to London or Leeds since she was about twelve.
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 2:52pm london exile wrote:
@The silent majority, do f**k off you self righteous ponce, and take your bleeding heart " dealing with the horrific realities of life " c**p with you, if you'd been abused i'm sure the last thing you'd want to do is joke about it , so dont make out you're suffering in some way, oh and by the way , anytime you fancy telling me to f**k off in person, just let me know, i'm more than happy to meet up .
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 3:10pm Johnathan wrote:

My wife asked me to take her to the bedroom and make her feel young again.
She wasn't impressed with the white wig and cigar.
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 3:20pm Geoff Paddle wrote:
Tony Blackburn was invited to a pool party. When he turned up he had Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter with him. The party host said to Tony, "You deaf git Blackburn, I said bring a pair of Speedos"
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 4:50pm Sussex Jim wrote:
JS was visiting Bangkok , and met two very beautiful young Thai girls. When one of them suggested they all went into a back room, he thought "this is like winning the lottery!"
He was proved right. When they undressed he discovered that between them they had six matching balls.
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On 30 Oct 2012 at 7:07pm Northern Bigot wrote:
They have just found Jimmy Savile s Diary--------The last entry was ten years old!
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On 31 Oct 2012 at 8:17am padster wrote:
if you look closer to the badges he gave out some of them say
jim fingered it for me...
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On 31 Oct 2012 at 11:14am Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
While I don't agree with London Exile's tone, I do agree with his sentiments. Bleak humour is a natural social response to ghastly events.
Racist humour, otoh, is in itself racist, and therefore (in my book, anyway) unacceptable.
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On 31 Oct 2012 at 11:59am Johnathan wrote:
I think its all an outrage and disgusting.
On that note;

I don't believe these allegations against Jimmy Savile. I met him in Leeds General Hospital in the 1980s and he seemed very nice.
Next people will be telling me he wasn't qualified to perform my prostate examination.
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On 1 Nov 2012 at 6:52am mickyboy wrote:
an englishman, frenchman, american and a man from a small country somewhere next door to India happened to be up the eiffel tower, the yank suddenly opens his massive wallet and tosses thousands of dollars over the edge, the others look astounded, Aw shucks says the yank i'm american we got more money that enough, the frenchman starts throwing champagne over the edge, vive la fance he shouts we have more champagne than enough, then the gentleman from a little country next to india looks at the englishman, Oh no no no no no he says Dont even think about it. now is that a racist joke or a patriotic joke or just funny? I got it off a website of irish jokes
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On 22 Mar 2016 at 1:13pm WHite mandingo wrote:
cool
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On 17 Oct 2017 at 6:47pm The corrector wrote:
Annette Curtin-Twitcher, you really do appear to be rather confused. I think that you mean to say that you agree with "The silent majority", and not "London Exile"..?


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